Month: February 2012

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY ALL WET

MOMMY FINDED ME. SHE MAKED ME GET IN THE TUB. SHE PUTTED SOAP ON ME. SHE POURED WATER ON ME. I DID NOT SQUIGGLE OR FUSS. IT DID NOT TAKE VERY LONG. I GUESS BATHS ARE NOT BAD. I GUESS.

FROM SPARKY DRIPPING WATER ON THE BED

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY

YOU CANT SEE ME. DO NOT LOOK FOR ME. YOU WILL NOT FIND ME. I AM IN MY CRATE HIDING. I HAVE THE KEYBOARD IN HERE WITH ME. IT IS A TIGHT FIT. DO NOT TELL MOMMY WHERE I AM OK? I DONT WANT HER TO KNOW. SHE SAYS I HAVE TO TAKE A BATH. I DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE A BATH IF SHE CANT FIND ME! SHH. DONT TELL HER. BATHS ARE NOT NICE.
THANK YOU.

LOVE FROM SPARKY DIRTY DOG

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY RUDE DOG

TODAY WE GOED WALKING. WE SEED A GOLDEN DOG BIG AND BIG. IT TRIED TO SNIFF ME. I SAID GRR GRR SNAP! THAT MEANS
I AM SCARED. MOMMY PICKED ME UP. I SAID GRR GRR GRR. MOMMY HAD TO POLOGIZE TO THE DOG CUS OF MY BAD MANNERS. IT IS NOT NICE TO GROWL. THEN WE GOED WALKING A LITTLE BIT AND THE DOG COMED BACK. MOMMY SAID
BE PLITE AND LET THE DOG SNIFF YOU. I RUNNED AROUND MOMMY AROUND AND AROUND TO HIDE . THE DOG FOLLOWED ME AROUND AND AROUND TO SNIFF ME. I DID NOT GROWL OR BARK. THE DOG DID NOT SAY ANYTHING. HE JUST SNIFFED. HE DID NOT HURT ME. I DID NOT NEED TO BE SCARED.

MOMMY SAID THE DOG LIVES AT THE CAR FIXING PLACE WITH HIS DADDY. HE WALKS AROUND WHEN HE WANTS TO. MAYBE WE WILL SEE HIM AGAIN. I THINK I WILL STILL BE SCARED A LITTLE BIT.

LOVE FROM SPARKY SCARED OF BIG THINGS

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME SPARKY

TODAY I GOED WALKING AND MOMMY.  WE GOED TO EMPTY PARK.  IT WAS NOT EMPTY TODAY.  WE SEED 5 CHILLDRUNS PLAYING BASKETBALL.  WE DID NOT PLAY WITH THEM.  WE WATCHED.

MOMMY MEMBERED TO TAKE MY WATER DISH.  SHE GIVED TO ME SOME WATER.  I DID NOT DRINK IT.  I WAS NOT THIRSTY. 

WE GOED TO VISIT MY BABYSITTER.  HE WAS HAPPY TO SEE ME.  I DANCED AND SPINNED TO BE ALL CITED TO SEE HIM.  HE GIVED TO ME A PRESENT.  IT IS A BONE FROM A DEAD THING.  I CHEWED IT FOR A LONG LONG TIME.  IT IS GOOD.

WE WILL PROLLY NOT GO TO SEATTLE.  IT IS TOO FAR.  WE ARE DISPOINTED ABOUT THAT.  I DID WANT TO PLAY WITH THE TRIPAWDS DOGS. 

NOW IT IS TIME FOR MY MED NAP.

LOVE FROM SPARKY THE LITTLE DOG

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE DOG BOY

TODAY WE GOED WALKING ALMOST TO THE FREEWAY.  WHEN WE GETTED CLOSE I GETTED NERVOUS FROM THE LOUD NOISES.  I AM SCARED OF FAST CARS.  MOMMY SEED I WAS SCARED SO WE TURNED AROUND.  MOMMY DOES LOVE ME.

IT WAS WARM.  I GETTED HOT AND THIRSTY.  MOMMY GIVED TO ME WATER TO DRINK IN HER HAND.  SHE SAID NEXT TIME WE WILL BRING A WATER BOWL.  IT IS NOT TRUE.  SHE WILL FORGET.  SHE ALWAYS FORGETS. 

WE SEED A PIBBLE BEHIND A FENCE.  HE LOOKED AT US.  I SAID YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!  THAT MEANS                         WHO ARE YOU?    HE DID NOT SAY ANYTHING.  HE JUST LOOKED. 

WE GOED IN THE BANK.  I STANDED UP ON TWO LEGS TO BE CUTE TO GET A TREAT.  I GETTED A RED MILKBONE. 

THAT IS ALL MY STORIES TO TELL TO YOU TODAY.

LOVE SPARKY THE ITTY BITTY DOG (BRAVE TO BARK AT A PIBBLE)

DEAR DOGS

HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITLE DOG

I HAVE A FRIEND PEOPLE CALLED BABYSITTER.  HE LIVES IN THE PART MENTS.  HE LIKES LITTLE DOGS.  I STOP AT HIS HOUSE TO GET TREATS WHEN WE GO WALKING.  IN THE SUMMER WE SIT OUTSIDE.  I SIT ON BABYSITTERS LAP TO LICK HIS EARS.  HE LIKES THAT.  WHEN MOMMY GOES AWAY IN THE DAY TIME I GO TO HIS HOUSE.  WE PLAY VIDEO GAMES.  WHEN MOMMY GOES AWAY IN THE NIGHT TIME I STAY AT HIS HOUSE.  I SLEEP ON MY CUSHION ON THE FLOOR BY HIS BED. 

BABYSITTER IS MY FRIEND.  YESTERDAY I SEED HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE CHRISTMAS.  I DANCED AND DANCED TO BE SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM.  IT IS NICE TO HAVE A PEOPLE FRIEND. 

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY HAPPY LITTLE BOY

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY SUPERDOG

TODAY WILL NOT BE DISGUSTING. DONT WORRY.

I GOED WALKING AND MOMMY. WE WALKED TO THE EMPTY PARK WITH NO PEOPLES AND NO ANIMALS. WE PICKED UP TRASH.

WE WALKED TO THE BANK TO BE ALL DISPOINTED. THERE WAS NO TREATS. THERE WAS NO PEOPLES THERE. IT IS A HOLDAY.

WE WALKED TO THE BAD GROOMER PLACE. I TRIED TO RUN AWAY. I TRIED TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY GROOMER LADY. SHE FINDED ME. SHE HOLDED ME STILL AND MOMMY AND I WAS ALL SQUIGGLY TRYING TO GET AWAY. THE LADY CUTTED MY NAILS. SHE DID NOT CUT OFF MY TOES. IT DID NOT HURT.

THE LADY CALLED RISSA COMED TO OUR HOUSE TO VISIT. SHE PETTED MY HEAD AND RUBBED MY BACK. SHE IS A NICE LADY.

IT WAS A BUSY DAY NOT VERY CITING OR GROSS.
THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY LITTLE DOG MAYBE GET 2 TREATS AT THE BANK TOMORROW

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME SPARKY

DO NOT READ THIS.  YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT.  IT IS GROSS.  GO AWAY.

OK.  I TELLED YOU. 

TODAY I GOED WALKING AND MOMMY.  I STOPPED TO POOP.  THE POOP HANGED OUT OF MY BUTT ON SOME HAIR.  IT WOULD NOT COME OUT.  I TURNED IN CIRCLES TO TRY TO GET IT OUT WITH MY TEETH.  IT DID NOT WORK.  MOMMY HOLDED ME STILL AND PULLED THE HAIR OUT OF MY BUTT.  I SAID   YELP!  THAT MEANS   OW!  IT HURTED.  THEN WE HAD TO GO HOME AND MOMMY COULD WASH HER HANDS.  WE DID NOT GET TO GO FOR OUR WALK. 

THAT IS THE WHOLE STORY.

I TELLED YOU IT WAS GROSS.  YOU SHOULD NOT READ GROSS THINGS. 

NEXT TIME I WILL WRITE FOR YOU SOMETHING FUNNER TO READ.

LOVE FROM SPARKY THE LITTLE DOG CHILD

DEAR PEOPLES!
HI IT IS ME SPARKY!

IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

DO YOU REMEMBER I TELLED TO YOU ABOUT MY FRIEND THE BROWN CHI DOG AND A BLACK COLLAR? TODAY WE SEED HIM AGAIN. HE FOLLOWED US WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK. WE STOPPED TO PLAY RUN AND CHASE. HE SNIFFED MY NOSE. HE SNIFFED MY BUTT. HE IS MY FRIEND. WE PLAYED ON THE WAY TO THE PARK AND ON THE WAY HOME.

WE GOED TO THE EMPTY PARK NO ANIMALS AND NO PEOPLES ONLY ME AND MOMMY. IT HAS GRASS AND TABLES AND SWINGS. I RUNNED AROUND TO SNIFF THINGS. MOMMY SAYS MAYBE NEXT TIME SHE WILL BRING THE LONG LEAD TO HAVE MORE FUN.

ON THE WAY HOME WE STOPPED AT THE BANK TO GET A BROWN MILKBONE. I COULD NOT CARRY IT ALL THE WAY SO I STOPPED TO EAT IT.

IT WAS A GOOD DAY TO HAVE A WALK AND A TREAT AND A FRIEND.
THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY AND A FRIEND