Month: May 2012

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME LITTLE SPARKY

TODAY WE GOED WALKING TO THE BANK. THE BANK LADIES WERE NOT THERE TO NOT GIVE ME ANY TREATS. I WAS DISPOINTED.

WE WALKED TO THE GROOMER. I TRIED TO RUN AWAY. THE GROOMER LADY PICKED ME UP TO HOLD ME BACKWARD TO CUT OFF MY TOES. I SQUIGGLED. MOMMY HOLDED MY HEAD TO KEEP ME CALM. SHE TALKED TO ME NICE. THE LADY TRIMMED MY NAILS. ONE BLEEDED A LITTLE BIT. IT DID NOT HURT.

WE SITTED OUTSIDE WITH OUR FRIENDS GARY GARY BETTY AND RANDY. RANDY SPILLED HIS MAC SALAD. I EATED IT. IT WAS GOOD. HE GIVED TO ME A BITE OF HIS HAMBURGER. GARY GIVED TO ME SOME MEAT. IT WAS GOOD.

IT WAS HOT OUTSIDE. I LAID IN THE GRASS TO BE WARM. I GETTED HOT. I MOVED TO THE SHADE TO REST. I GETTED COLD. I MOVED TO THE SUN. I GETTED HOT. WE GOED HOME. I SLEEPED ON THE GREEN CHAIR TO NOT BE HOT OR COLD.

I AM A CONTENT LITTLE ANIMAL.

LOVE FROM SPARKY A QUIET DOG NOT BARKING ANYMORE

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY

I FORGETTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE SAD PART YESTERDAY. GARY BABYSITTER SEED SOMETHING ON THE GROUND TO PICK IT UP. IT WAS A ITTY BITTY HUMMINGBIRD. IT COULD NOT FLY. HE PUTTED THE BIRD ON THE SHRUB TO NOT GET STEPPED ON. THE BIRD JUST LAID THERE. THEN IT FLAPPED ITS WINGS A LITTLE BIT TO STILL NOT BE ABLE TO FLY. IT FALLED OFF THE BUSH ON THE GRASS. THE PEOPLES SAID

IT WILL DIE DEAD.

IT DID. THE PEOPLES WERE SAD AND ME. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BIRD GREEN AND PURPLE.

THAT IS ALL.

LOVE FROM SAD BOY

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKLY

NOW I WILL TELL TO YOU ABOUT A GOOD AND GOOD DAY. WE STAYED OUTSIDE A LONG TIME. WE HAVED A BARBECUE. OUR FRIENDS COMED. I EATED A BITE OF HAMBURGER. JUNE GIVED TO ME 4 TREATS. I SITTED ON 5 PEOPLES LAPS GARY AND GARY AND JOHN AND RANDY AND MOMMY. EVERYBODY DOES LOVE ME. I AM A LITTLE BIT SCARED TO SIT IN RANDYS WHEELS CHAIR BUT I DID OK. IT WAS A GOOD AND GOOD DAY.

I ONLY BARKED TO GET SPRAYED ONE TIME. I WAS QUIET AND QUIET. I AM PROUD OF ME AND MOMMY.

GARY BABYSITTER FIXED MY CRATE TO MAYBE NOW I CANT GET OUT ANY MORE. I AM DISPOINTED. I LIKE TO SPRISE MOMMY.

IT WAS A GOOD AND GOOD DAY AND I AM A GOOD AND GOOD BOY. I COMED HOME TO BE TIRED AND HUNGRY FOR DINNER. NOW I WILL TAKE A NAP.

LOVE FROM A LITTLE DOG RAT TERRIER

DEAR PEOPLES AND TRIPAWDS
HI IT IS YOUR FRIEND SPARKY THE DOG

TODAY WE GOED WALKING A WAY WE NEVER GOED BEFORE. WE GOED TO A NEW PARK WITH GRASS AND A TABLE AND TREES AND A SPRINKLER BUT NO PEOPLES. WE SEED 6 DOGS ON OUR WALK. 5 DOGS A BOXER A ROTT A MUTT AND 2 CHI DOGS BARKED AT US. I DID NOT BARK BACK NOT EVEN ONE TIME. I AM A GOOD BOY. I AM QUIET AND QUIET YOU WOULD BE SO PROUD OF ME.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID? I SCAPED FROM MY CRATE 3 TIMES THIS WEEK. MOMMY DOES NOT KNOW HOW I DID IT. I WILL NOT TELL HER. I SPRISED HER TO BE OUT OF MY CRATE WHEN SHE GETTED HOME. THAT IS FUNNY.

IT IS A WEEKEND. WE WILL HAVE A BARBECUE. I WILL GET LITTLE BITES OF MEAT. IT WILL BE GOOD.

I AM A HAPPY LITTLE DOG.

LOVE FROM SPARKLY DARKLY

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY DOG

WE HAVE A NEIGHBOR FRIEND. HER NAME IS JUNE. SHE DOES NOT LIKE DOGS. SHE NEVER PETTED ME BEFORE. THEN DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? A LITTLE WHILE AGO I ROLLED ON MY BACK AND SHE RUBBED MY BELLY WITH HER FOOT. SHE LIKED IT.

YESTERDAY SHE GETTED FOR ME TREATS CHICKEN FLAVOR. SHE NEVER DID THAT BEFORE. SHE PUTTED LITTLE PIECES ON HER HAND TO TAKE. I WAS GENTLY. SHE LAUGHED. SHE SAID

I NEVER FEEDED A DOG BEFORE TO BE TOO SCARED.

NOW SHE IS NOT SCARED OF ME!

HOORAY.

LOVE FROM SPARKY A LITTLE DOG

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY HAUSTED LITTLE DOG

WE GOED TO THE FAIR YESTERDAY AND TODAY. YESTERDAY WE GOED TO THE TALENT SHOW. I SITTED QUIETLY. WE LISTENED TO THE CHILL DRUNS SING. THEY WERE NOT VERY GOOD. WE WALKED AROUND TO LOOK AT THINGS. A LITTLE BOY KISSED MY NOSE. A MAN GIVED TO ME A BIG HOT DOG. I EATED THE WHOLE THING. A LADY GIVED TO ME PEPPERONI PIZZA. I WAS STUFFED. IT WAS GOOD. I GETTED ANTSY TO NOT WANT TO BE THERE ANYMORE. WE GOED HOME BEFORE THE GROWN UP PEOPLES TALENT SHOW. WE WERE TIRED FROM WALKING. DID I TELL TO YOU WE WALKED TO THE PARK?

TODAY WE WALKED TO THE PARK AGAIN. IT WAS HOT AND HOT. WE GOED TO BOOTHS TO LOOK AT THINGS. THEY DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING FOR DOGS. I WAS BORED. WHEN WE STOPPED AT THE BOOTHS I GOED UNDER THE TABLE TO LIE DOWN IN THE SHADE TO BE COOL ENOUGH. I AM SMART. MOMMY BRINGED FOR ME WATER AND A BOWL. WHEN WE LOOKED AT LOTS OF BOOTHS WE GETTED TO THE BIG TREE WITH LEAVES AND SHADE. WE LAID THERE FOR A WHILE. LOTS OF PEOPLES PETTED ME AT THE BOOTHS AND SCRATCHED MY BACK. I DID NOT GET A HOT DOG TODAY. I SNIFFED A YORKIE GIRL DOGS BUTT. I AM SPOSTA DO THAT TO MEET A NEW DOG. MOMMY TOLD ME.

WHEN WE WERE LEAVING I FINDED 2 PIECES OF BACON ON THE GROUND. THEY WERE YUMMY.

TODAY I POOPED ICKY. MOMMY SAID

NO MORE HOT DOGS FOR YOU!

I WALKED HOME MY TONGUE HANGING OUT OF MY MOUTH. I EVEN STOPPED TO REST IN THE SHADE. NOW I AM HOME IN THE AC TO FEEL MUCH BETTER.

I AM HOME.

LOVE FROM SPARKY A LITTLE DOG HAS TO REST NOW

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HELLO FROM SPARKLY

TODAY A THING COMED IN THE MAIL. IT COMED TO OUR PART MENT AND IT HAD MY NAME ON IT. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? I WILL TELL TO YOU. IT WAS A BLACK COLLAR WITH CIT SPRAY TO MAKE ME NOT BARK ANY MORE. MOMMY WORKED A LONG TIME TO PUT IT TOGETHER AND MAKE IT MY SIZE. SHE CALLED THE HELP PEOPLE TO ASK QUESTIONS. THEN DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE DID? IT IS FUNNY. SHE BARKED. NOTHING HAPPENED. SHE CHANGED THE BATTERY AND TRIED IT AGAIN AND IT DID NOT WORK. WE GOED TO SEE GARY BABYSITTER. HE SAID WOOF! WOOF! AND IT SPRAYED! YOU JUST HAVE TO BARK LOUD ENOUGH.

MOMMY SAID SHE IS GOING TO SPRAY IT IN HER FACE TO SEE IF IT IS BAD AND BAD OR MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT BAD. THE STRUCTIONS SAY

MAKE YOUR DOG WEAR IT FOR 4 DAYS TURNED OFF THEN TURN IT ON. THAT IS WHAT WE WILL DO.

THIS MORNING MOMMY WAS TAKING A SHOWER WHEN THE BOX COMED. SHE DID NOT HEAR THE DOOR SO I SAID YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP! TO TELL HER. THEN I LAID DOWN ON THE BATH RUG AND SAID YAP YAP YAP SOME MORE. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THEN? THE WATER SQUIRTED ME. I DO NOT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED. I THINK THE WATER MONSTER GETTED ME. I DID NOT LIKE IT.

TOMORROW GRANDMA AND GRANDPA ARE COMING AND THEY ARE STAYING IN THE HOTEL AND THEY WILL COME HERE TO SEE ME AND I WILL SIT ON THEIR LAPS AND LICK THEIR EARS AND THEY WILL BRING TO ME PRESENTS AND TREATS AND TOYS TO BE OH SO HAPPY TOGETHER. IT WILL BE GOOD.

I DID NOT WRITE A BLOG IN A WHILE TO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY. NOW I HAVE A NEW COLLAR AND A WATER MONSTER AND A GRANDMA AND A GRANDPA. I HAVE LOTS TO SAY.

NOW THAT IS ENOUGH FOR NOW.

LOVE FROM SPARKY ALL WORN OUT

DEAR EVERYBODY
HI

WE ARE IN TROUBLE TO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. TODAY THE PART MENT MANAGER LADY SAID

SPARKY BARKS TOO MUCH TO BE A PEST AND A BOTHER. PEOPLES COMPLAINED.

I AM NOT A PEST AND A BOTHER! I BARK WHEN I SEE THINGS LIKE PEOPLES AND CATS AND DOGS AND BIRDS.

WE SIT OUTSIDE EVERY DAY TO VISIT IN THE SUNSHINE. THE MANAGER LADY SAID I BARK THE WHOLE TIME WE ARE OUTSIDE. THAT IS NOT TRUE! I BARK A LITTLE BIT. MOMMY SAYS IF I BARK MORE THAN 2 MINUTES I HAVE TO GO HOME. I NEVER BARK A LONG TIME.

THE LADY SAID I BARK WHEN MOMMY IS NOT HOME. MOMMY DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

THE LADY SAID

MAYBE SPARKY NEEDS A SHOCK COLLAR.

MOMMY SAID

THAT IS ABUSIVE. I WILL NOT DO THAT.

SOMETIMES WHEN I BARK MOMMY SAYS HUSH! AND I DO. SOMETIMES I DO NOT.

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME TO NOT BARK SO MUCH? DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GO GET THAT COMPLAINER LADY AND TELL TO HER I AM A GOOD DOG? I ONLY BARK A LITTLE BIT.

WE ARE WORRIED AND WORRIED TO NOT LIKE TO BE IN TROUBLE. CAN YOU HELP US?
PLEASE? THANK YOU.

LOVE FROM SPARKY IN THE DOGHOUSE