Month: February 2013

DEAR PEOPLES

IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID TODAY? I GOED WALKING AND MOMMY.  WE GOED IN THE BANK.  THE BANK MAN CALLED AARON GIVED TO ME A PUPPERONI TREAT.  IT WAS KIND OF STALE BUT I EATED IT. 

WE GOED TO THE LIBRARY TO PRACTICE BEING QUIET.  I SITTED ON MOMMYS LAP.  SHE RUBBED MY EARS TO HELP ME STAY QUIET.  THEN THE LIBRARIAN CALLED KAREN SITTED ON A CHAIR.  I JUMPED UP TO SIT ON HER LAP.  SHE PETTED ME.  SHE HOLDED ME TIGHT SO I WOULD NOT LICK HER FACE.  SHE DOESNT LIKE THAT.  SHE SAID

SPARKY SURE DOES SHED DOESNT HE?

THEN THE LIBRARIAN CALLED FERN SITTED DOWN.  GUESS WHAT I DID?  THATS RIGHT.  I SITTED ON HER LAP TOO.  SHE DID NOT LET ME LICK HER FACE.

THEN MOMMY WORKED ON THE PUTER.  I BEED QUIET THE WHOLE TIME TO BE A GOOD AND GOOD BOY.  NOW I HAVE DEEMED MYSELF. 

ON THE WAY HOME WE SEED A MAN I DIDNT KNOW.  MOMMY STOPPED TO TALK TO HIM CUS SHE KNOWS HIM.  I THINKED HE WAS A STRANGER.  I BARKED AND BARKED.  SIGH. 

FERN THE LIBRARIAN SAYS YOU SHOULD SPRAY BITTER APPLE IN A DOGS MOUTH IF IT BARKS TO MAKE IT BE QUIET.  I THINK THAT IS NOT VERY NICE.  MOMMY SAYS IF I KEEP BARKING SHE WILL PUT MY CITRONELLA COLLAR ON ME.  I DID NOT LIKE THAT LAST TIME.  I DO NOT WANT IT GAIN.  MAYBE I SHOULD BE QUIET. 

HEY DOGS PLEASE WRITE TO ME LETTERS.  I GET LONELY TO NOT HAVE ANY DOG FRIENDS. 

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE BARKY

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS

HEY IT IS ME SPARKY

HEY THERE HOW THE HECK ARE YA ? ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YA. MISS YA. LOVE YA. COME BACK SOON.

ON SAT I WAS A BAD AND BAD DOG. I WILL TELL TO YOU BOUT IT. I GOED TO THE MAILBOX AND MOMMY. OUR NEW NEIGHBOR TYLER WAS THERE. HE IS DEAF IN HIS EARS. I THINK THAT IS VERY INTRESTING. THE PROBLEM IS I DONT RECOGNIZE HIM YET. I THINKED HE WAS A STRANGER. I HAD TO PROTECT MY MOMMY. I SAID
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

TO SAY GO WAY! LEAVE MY MOMMY LONE!

TYLER STANDED BACK TO GET WAY FROM ME. I BET HE WAS SCARED. MOMMY SAID HUSH! TO ME AND SORRY! TO TYLER. SHE SAID TO ME YOU ARE SO BARRASSING! YOU SHOULD NOT BARK AND BARK! MOMMY WAS MAD.

THEN MOMMY GOED WAY TO THE FUNDRAISING DINNER FOR THE ANIMAL SHELTER. I STAYED HOME BY MYSELF. WHEN MOMMY COMED HOME SHE FINDED OUT BOUT THE OTHER BAD THING I DID. I PEED ON THE RUG. I AM NOT SPOSTA DO THAT. I AM SPOSTA WAIT TIL MOMMY COMES HOME AND GO OUTSIDE TO GO POTTY BUT I DID NOT. MOMMY WAS MAD GAIN. SHE DID NOT YELL. SHE HAD TO CLEAN THE RUG.

SO I WAS BAD AND BAD. E VER SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DEEM MYSELF. I DIDNT DO IT VERY GOOD. TODAY I SAID

SHRIEK! YIKES! YELP!

THAT MEANS

HELP! SAVE ME! I AM BEING BUSED!

BUT IT WAS NOT TRUE. MOMMY DOES NOT BUSE ME. I CRIED CUS SHE WIPED MY BUTT. I DO NOT LIKE TO HAVE MY BUTT TOUCHED. IT IS NOT HER BUSINESS.

SO I STILL NEED TO WORK HARDER TO DEEM MYSELF. IT MAY TAKE A WHILE.

POOR ME.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM A BAD LIL DOG

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE BESTEST

 

HELLO.  I WILL TELL TO YOU WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING. 

 

MY AUNTIE DIANE COMED OVER TO BRING HER DOG MOLLLY.  MOLLY IS RED AND BIGGER THAN ME.  EVERYBODY IS BIGGER THAN ME.  WE MEETED TO GET ALONG JUST FINE.  WE GOED WALKING TO THE PARK.  NOW WE ARE FRIENDS.  AUNTIE DIANE SAYS I CAN STAY AT HER HOUSE THE NEXT TIME MOMMY GOES WAY.  I DONT WANT HER TO GO WAY. 

 

WE GOED WALKING ROUND THE BLOCK.  A BOXER DOG COMED OUT OF A HOUSE TO FOLLOW US.  HIS MOMMY SAID

THRASHER!  THRASHER!  THRASHER!

 

I THINK THAT WAS HIS NAME.  HIS DADDY COMED TO GET HIM.  THEY GOED HOME.  HE DID NOT HAVE ON A COLLAR.  I THINK ALL DOGS SHOULD HAVE COLLARS WITH THEIR NAME ON THEM TO NOT GET LOST.

 

THAT WAS YEST.  TODAY  A THING HAPPENED.  WE GOED WALKING.  WE STOPPED IN THRASHERS YARD TO SNIFF THE GRASS.  HIS MOMMY WAS OUTSIDE.  SHE SAID

BAD WORD!  BAD WORD!  YOU ARE SO ON TAPE!  YOU ARE SO BEING VIDEOTAPED!

 

THEN SHE GOED IN THE HOUSE.  I DONT KNOW WHY SHE WAS MAD.  SHE COULD HAVE SAID

SCUSE ME COULD YOU NOT LET YOUR DOG SNIFF MY GRASS?

 

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH NICER.  I THINK WE WILL NOT STOP AT HER HOUSE ANYMORE. 

 

WE GOED TO GARY BABYSITTERS HOUSE.  RANDY WAS THERE WITH HIS WHEELSCHAIR.  HE GIVED TO ME BITES OF STEAK OFF HIS PLATE.  HE DOES SPOIL ME.   I SITTED ON HIS LAP.  I AM BRAVE TO DO THAT CUS I AM SCARED OF HIS WHEELSCHAIR.  GARY GIVED TO ME TREATS.  HE MAKED ME STAND UP ON MY HIND LEGS TO GET TREATS.  THEY BOTH PETTED ME.  IT IS GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS. 

 

SOON I WILL GET TO MEET AUNTIE DIANES OTHER DOG EMMA.  IT WILL BE FUN. 

 

THAT IS ALL!

 

LOVE FROM SPARKY THE ONE AND ONLY