BAD WORDS

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE BESTEST

 

HELLO.  I WILL TELL TO YOU WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING. 

 

MY AUNTIE DIANE COMED OVER TO BRING HER DOG MOLLLY.  MOLLY IS RED AND BIGGER THAN ME.  EVERYBODY IS BIGGER THAN ME.  WE MEETED TO GET ALONG JUST FINE.  WE GOED WALKING TO THE PARK.  NOW WE ARE FRIENDS.  AUNTIE DIANE SAYS I CAN STAY AT HER HOUSE THE NEXT TIME MOMMY GOES WAY.  I DONT WANT HER TO GO WAY. 

 

WE GOED WALKING ROUND THE BLOCK.  A BOXER DOG COMED OUT OF A HOUSE TO FOLLOW US.  HIS MOMMY SAID

THRASHER!  THRASHER!  THRASHER!

 

I THINK THAT WAS HIS NAME.  HIS DADDY COMED TO GET HIM.  THEY GOED HOME.  HE DID NOT HAVE ON A COLLAR.  I THINK ALL DOGS SHOULD HAVE COLLARS WITH THEIR NAME ON THEM TO NOT GET LOST.

 

THAT WAS YEST.  TODAY  A THING HAPPENED.  WE GOED WALKING.  WE STOPPED IN THRASHERS YARD TO SNIFF THE GRASS.  HIS MOMMY WAS OUTSIDE.  SHE SAID

BAD WORD!  BAD WORD!  YOU ARE SO ON TAPE!  YOU ARE SO BEING VIDEOTAPED!

 

THEN SHE GOED IN THE HOUSE.  I DONT KNOW WHY SHE WAS MAD.  SHE COULD HAVE SAID

SCUSE ME COULD YOU NOT LET YOUR DOG SNIFF MY GRASS?

 

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH NICER.  I THINK WE WILL NOT STOP AT HER HOUSE ANYMORE. 

 

WE GOED TO GARY BABYSITTERS HOUSE.  RANDY WAS THERE WITH HIS WHEELSCHAIR.  HE GIVED TO ME BITES OF STEAK OFF HIS PLATE.  HE DOES SPOIL ME.   I SITTED ON HIS LAP.  I AM BRAVE TO DO THAT CUS I AM SCARED OF HIS WHEELSCHAIR.  GARY GIVED TO ME TREATS.  HE MAKED ME STAND UP ON MY HIND LEGS TO GET TREATS.  THEY BOTH PETTED ME.  IT IS GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS. 

 

SOON I WILL GET TO MEET AUNTIE DIANES OTHER DOG EMMA.  IT WILL BE FUN. 

 

THAT IS ALL!

 

LOVE FROM SPARKY THE ONE AND ONLY

Author: sparkythedog

I am ghost writing this for my rat terrier, Sparky.

2 thoughts on “BAD WORDS”

  1. Sparky, Thrasher’s mom sounds weird. Stay away from her. Sounds like otherwise you had a pretty fun weekend! Aunties, dogs, neighbors, steak! Nothin’ better than that!

  2. Boy Sparky, that Thrasher has a weird pack! What’s up with not letting you sniff the grass? And why would they put that on tape? OK not cool. Stay away!

    I’ve been wondering how you have been doing Sparky, I’m glad you’re back.

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