Month: May 2013

DEAR JILL THE KITTY
HI IT IS ME SPARKY

I SUNBATHED.
IT WAS TO GET DRY.
IT WAS CUS I WAS WET.
IT WAS CUS I TAKED A BATH.
IT WAS CUS I STINKED.
IT WAS CUS I ROLLED IN DOG PEE.
I WAS YELLOW.

MOMMY SAID LITTLE DOG YOU STINK!

AND I DID. I WAS A GOOD BOY TO STAND STILL TO TAKE A BATH. I LIKE TO TAKE A BATH CUS I DONT LIKE TO STINK.

I GOED TO DAYCARE. THERE WAS BOUT 20 LITTLE DOGS AND I WAS THE LITTLEST. MOMMY TAKED MY CRATE FOR CASE I GETTED SCARED I COULD TAKE A REST BUT I DID NOT NEED IT. I WAS SHY AT FIRST BUT THEN I WARMED UP. I MAKED A NEW FRIEND. HIS NAME IS McLOVIN. WE SNIFFED BUTTS. WE PLAYED RUN AND CHASE. WE GOED POTTY. WE DRINKED WATER. WE DID NOT EAT ANYTHING. IT WAS A GOOD DAY. MOMMY SAYS I CANT GO THERE VERY OFTEN CUS IT IS SPENSIVE. WE WILL SAVE IT FOR SPEICAL CASSIONS.

DID YOU SEE THE HERO DOG ON TV? SHE WAS A IED SNIFFER DOG IN THE WAR. SHE GETTED HER LEG BLOWN OFF. NOW SHE IS TIRED FROM THE MILITARY TO JUST HAVE A PEACEFUL LIFE AND NO MORE BOMBS. THAT IS GOOD I THINK. SO NOW THERE IS A FAMOUS TRIPAWD. I AM NOT FAMOUS TO BE JUST A ORDINARY DOG.

HOW ARE YOU? I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY PEOPLES AND DOGS. PLEASE WRITE A COMMENT. IT DOES MAKE ME HAPPY TO GET EMAIL.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKMEISTER

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS AND JILL THE KITTY

HI IT IS ME SPARKY

HELLO!  I DID NOT WRITE TO YOU FOR A LONG TIME.  I WILL TELL TO YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 

DO YOU MEMBER GARY BABYSITTER?  HE USED TO TAKE CARE OF ME.  HE GIVED TO ME TREATS.  HE WAS MY FRIEND.  NOW HE MOVED WAY AND I WONT SEE HIM ANY MORE.  I AM SAD.  NOW I DO NOT HAVE ANYONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHEN MOMMY GOES WAY.  SO NOW I AM GOING TO DO A NEW  THING.  I AM GOING TO DOGGY DAYCARE.  I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE.  FIRST I HAVE TO GET A SHOT AND FEA TREATMENT.  I DONT LIKE THAT PART.  I AM A LITTLE BIT CITED AND A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS TO GO TO A NEW PLACE.  THEY HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE FOR LITTLE DOGS SO I WONT GET TROMPLED.  I AM GOING TO TAKE MY CRATE AND A BONE AND FOOD AND A TOY TO PLAY FETCH.  I THINK IT WILL BE OK. 

I DID NOTHER NEW THING  LAST NIGHT I WAKED MOMMY UP TO GO POTTY.  I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE.  SHE SAID    SPARKY IS THAT YOU?  COURSE IT WAS ME.  THERE ISNT ANYBODY ELSE HERE.  SILLY MOMMY.  I WAKED HER UP 4 TIMES TO GO OUT.  MOMMY THINKED IN HER HEAD        MAYBE SPARKY HAS A BLADDER FECTION    BUT I DO NOT.  I AM FINE. 

TODAY I LAID OUT IN THE GRASS TO FEEL WARM IN THE SUN.  I WAS HAPPY.  IT IS 80*.  I BARKED AT SOME PEOPLES WALKING BY. 

WE HAVED A CHEESE SANDWICH FOR LUNCH.  IT WAS GOOD. 

WE GOED WALKING WITH AUNTIE DIANE AND THE GIRL DOG CALLED MOLLY BUT IT WAS WINDY SO WE GOED HOME. 

 

MOMMY TELLED TO THE DAYCARE LADY SPARKY IS DISABLED TO ONLY HAVE 3 LEGS BUT IT IS NOT TRUE.  I AM NOT DISABLED.  I CAN RUN AND FETCH AND JUMP AND SPIN.  I HAVE BEEN A TRIPAWD FOR 5 YEARS AND IT IS ALL I KNOW.  I THINK I  AM JUST FINE THE WAY I AM. 

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM THE GREATEST SPARKY YOU EVER SEED