TEETHS

DEAR GOOGLY POOPERS
HI

I AM LITTLE BIT FUSED CUS OF THE ANESTHESIA. I GOED TO THE DOCTOR AT 8 15 AM. MOMMY DROPPED ME OFF. SHE PUTTED MY CRATE ON THE COUNTER IN THE DOC OFFICE. I PEED. I PEED ON MY BLANKET AND MY LEASH. I WAS SO NERVOUS. THEN MOMMY GOED WAY. THEN I GOED IN THE BACK ROOM. A LADY TAKED MY LEASH AND MY BLANKET TO WASH THEM. THEN SOME PEOPLES TOUCHED ME AND THEN I SLEEPED. WHEN I WAKED UP I WAS KIND OF FUSED. I WAS WOBBLY TO STAND UP BUT THEN I GETTED BETTER. MOMMY CALLED THE DOC TO SAY

HOW IS SPARKY?

THE LADY SAID

HE IS DOING GOOD. YOU CAN PICK HIM UP AT 4PM.

SO MOMMY WAS RELIEVED TO KNOW I WAS OK. SHE WAS ANX TO GET ME SO SHE COMED AT 3 58 PM. DO YOU KNOW I WAS SPOSTA GET 1 TOOTH PULLED? THE DOC TAKED 5 TEETHS! MOMMY COULD NOT BLIEVE IT. THEY SHOWED TO HER MY BROKEN TEETHS. WE GOED HOME. I COMED OUT OF MY CRATE. I JUST SITTED THERE. MOMMY SITTED ON THE FLOOR TO PET ME. THEN I LAID IN THE CRATE FOR A WHILE THEN ON THE BED. WHEN MOMMY EATED PIZZA I STANDED UP TO BEG. SHE DID NOT GIVE TO ME ANY. I WAS SO HUNGRY. I DID NOT EAT ANYTHING SINCE YESTERDAY. AT 5 30 PM MOMMY GIVED TO ME SOFT FOOD LAMB AND RICE FLAVOR. I NEVER HAVED IT BEFORE. IT WAS GOOD. I GULPED IT TOO FAST. I COUGHED TO MAKE TERRIBLE NOISES HACK! HACK! HACK!

I GOED OUT TO GO POTTY. I DID NOT FEEL LIKE BEING OUTSIDE SO WE COMED INSIDE FAST.

SO NOW I WILL TAKE A PILL RIMADYL CUS MY MOUTH HURTS. I TAKE ANITIBI PILLS TOO. IT IS CUS MY FACE IS FECTED.

IT HAS BEEN A LONG AND LONG DAY. I THINK I WILL HAVE TO SLEEP LOTS. I AM SO TIRED.

DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME? YOU SHOULD. I STILL HAVE A BLEMP ON MY FACE AND NOW I DONT HAVE NOUGH TEETHS. POOR ME.

PLEASE SEND TO ME GET WELL CARDS AND SYMPATHY AND CHEER UP CARDS. AND HAPPY EMAILS. THANK YOU.

LOVE FROM TOOTHLESS

Author: sparkythedog

I am ghost writing this for my rat terrier, Sparky.

10 thoughts on “TEETHS”

  1. Poor kid is really having a tough time. He doesn’t seem to be able to sleep. I think he’s in pain. I’m giving him a quarter of a Rimadyl pill. He does lie down to rest. I’ll baby him for a few days.
    Sparky’s mom

  2. BOYFRIEND! FIVE TEETH!? How did this happen! I wanted to come to take care of you but my Mommy says Washton is too far. I don’t think it is I thinkin I can make it on my three legs. You rest up now ok? Make your Mommy give you lots and lots of cuddles to feel better.

    Love you,
    Jill Cat

  3. Awww Sparky. I am sorry about your 5 teeth. I am sure your mouth will feel better once it gets healed up.

    Hugs
    Michelle & Angel Sassy

  4. Well, Sparky — Poochie and Zillah absolutely insist on sending good vibes to your blog, along with this poem that Poo wrote just five minutes ago:

    Get well, Sparky! Get well quick!
    We’re not happy if you’re sick;
    And if you need to learn to chew
    (five teeth short), then I’ll teach you!

    Respectfully yours,
    POOCHIE The Rotten Dog

  5. Sparky, you sure have a big fan club! I hope you know that! We are all wishing you well! Sorry about the toofers being pulled, but I’m sure the doc did what was best! Get well soon buddy!!

  6. Gosh Sparky! I sure HOPE that Doc “knows best” That’s just real hard to believe! Five teeth…all at once!!

    Please tell me he gave you some Tramadol for pain! Rimadyl just isn’t going to take that kind of pain away! IHumans would be on a lot of pain meds if it happened to them! Plus, they would be having false teeth to replace the others! Im worried about you Sparky! Gosh, this just is plain upsetting!

    But yo sure are THE best storyteller in the world! I kow this is serious Sparky, but we just cannot help but to roll in the floor laughing at your story today!!! You need to get your own comedy series!

    PLEASE keep is posted and PLEASE see if your momma can get you some more pain meds! Just curious, are you going to have to have soft foods all the time now?

    Sending you lots of healing hugs!

    Sally and Happy Hannah

  7. Sparky that sounds like it really hurt! OUCH!!!! How are you eating without those teeth? You poor thing. We do feel very sorry for you and hope you are feeling better today. How’s the thing on your face? Is it gone yet?

    You know, even without teeth and a thing on your face you are still an adorable, handsome pup.

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