DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE LITTLE DOG
WE LIVE IN A PARTMENT IN A TOWN. WE GO WALKING IN TOWN. WE GO TO THE PARKS AND THE BANK AND THE COFFEE STANDS TO SEE THE NICE PEOPLES. THE LADIES AT THE BANK PET MY HEAD AND GIVE TO ME TREATS. I GET ALL CITED AND WIGGLY AND MOMMY HAS TO HOLD ME STILL TO GET PETTED. THE LADY AT THE COFFEE STAND COMES OUT TO PLAY WITH ME. I DO LIKE LADIES.
MOMMY SAYS WE LIVE IN A BIG PLACE BIG AND BIG AND BIG CALLED WASHTON. I CANT SPELL IT.
OH! I FORGETTED. WE WALK TO THE GROOMER. I DO NOT NOT WANT TO GO THERE. I TRY TO RUN AWAY. THE LADY CUTS OFF MY TOES! IT IS TERRIBLE. NEVER GO TO A GROOMER. IT IS NOT SAFE.
THAT IS ALL THAT I WILL TELL TO YOU FOR TODAY.
LOVE SPARKY
I really think I should get a 25% discount when I have Sparky’s nails trimmed, don’t you?
Sparky’s mom
geesh sparky, we always said that too…but still got charged full price… crime in the city!!!
charon & spirit gayle
Dear Sparky,
I have never been to Washton but I know there are many criminals there. That is why they cut off your toes and make you pay.
Love, Dakota
Stay away from crazy groomers Sparky!
You are such a city dawg. We are in awe.
Hey Sparky,
We live in Washington, too. Maybe you can come to one of our pawties some time.
Rio and Rio’s mom