DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY SMALL DOG
I WILL TELL TO YOU A STORY FROM A LONG TIME AGO. BEFORE I HAD A FRIEND CALLED GINGER THE WHITE GIRL DOG. WE PLAYED CHASE. WE RUNNED. WE WRESTLED. IT WAS FUN TO BE FRIENDS. THEN I DID A THING SHE DIDNT LIKE IT. I MOUNTED HER. I DONT KNOW WHY. SHE SAID GRR SNAP! MOMMY SAID
SPARKY NO! AND PULLED ME AWAY. I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. NOW GINGER WILL NOT PLAY WITH ME ANYMORE. I DONT LIKE IT. I DONT UNDERSTAND. NOW I AM
SPARKY SAD MIXED UP LITTLE BOY
Heee heeee! Sparky, you got spunk, that’s all! But ya gots ta know that dem ladies just aint gonna put up with dat. My Momma tells me dat all the time. Sheesh.