DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY
DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL NOT LIKE IT. IT IS GROSS. GO AWAY.
OK. I TELLED YOU.
TODAY I GOED WALKING AND MOMMY. I STOPPED TO POOP. THE POOP HANGED OUT OF MY BUTT ON SOME HAIR. IT WOULD NOT COME OUT. I TURNED IN CIRCLES TO TRY TO GET IT OUT WITH MY TEETH. IT DID NOT WORK. MOMMY HOLDED ME STILL AND PULLED THE HAIR OUT OF MY BUTT. I SAID YELP! THAT MEANS OW! IT HURTED. THEN WE HAD TO GO HOME AND MOMMY COULD WASH HER HANDS. WE DID NOT GET TO GO FOR OUR WALK.
THAT IS THE WHOLE STORY.
I TELLED YOU IT WAS GROSS. YOU SHOULD NOT READ GROSS THINGS.
NEXT TIME I WILL WRITE FOR YOU SOMETHING FUNNER TO READ.
LOVE FROM SPARKY THE LITTLE DOG CHILD
Sparky, you are he goofiest little dog I know and love!!
OK, Sparky. So you spell better than I do!!
Sparky,
You can make something gross and uncomfortable sound funny. I love your outlook on life and that you did put a warning before your story.
Are you needing some yogurt to make things move a little easier. 🙂 That is what my Mom does for me.
Hope your get a good walk soon.
Boomer
You’re right. That’s gross. Thanks for sharing. Not.
😉
well, sparky…yes, it was gross…but…. we doubt there’s a being alive who hasn’t experienced ‘klingons circling uranus’… you’re lucky your mom is so brave and loves you enough to fight the klingons…
charon & spirit gayle