PEOPLES FOOD

DEAR DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY ITTY BITTY TRIPAWD

YOU SHOULD EAT PEOPLES FOOD. IT IS GOOD. YOU SHOULD PRACTICE TO BEG AND LOOK CUTE AND PITIFUL TO GET FED. IT WORKS FOR ME.

SOME FOOD IS GOOD.

CHEESE
EGGS
BREAD
TOFU
QUESADILLA
EGG MCMUFFIN
BURRITO
LENTILS WITH BARLEY

SOME FOOD IS NOT GOOD. DO NOT EAT IT.

PANCAKES
CARROTS
VEGTABLES
HUMMUS IS ICKY

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD AND NOT GOOD. REMEMBER TO LOOK AT THE PEOPLES FACE. LOOK UP WITH YOUR BIG BROWN EYES. BE CUTE AND CUTE. THE PEOPLES WILL GIVE TO YOU PEOPLES FOOD. BE CAREFUL. DO NOT GET FAT. I CAN NOT GET FAT. I AM JUST A SCRAWNY DOG.

REMEMBER. EAT PEOPLES FOOD TO BE HAPPY.

THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY CUTE AND CUTE

Author: sparkythedog

I am ghost writing this for my rat terrier, Sparky.

2 thoughts on “PEOPLES FOOD”

  1. Sparky, you are not allowed near Brutus and Toby, they are not allowed to beg for people food, so please don’t teach them that stuff 🙂

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