Month: April 2012

DEAR DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY ITTY BITTY TRIPAWD

YOU SHOULD EAT PEOPLES FOOD. IT IS GOOD. YOU SHOULD PRACTICE TO BEG AND LOOK CUTE AND PITIFUL TO GET FED. IT WORKS FOR ME.

SOME FOOD IS GOOD.

CHEESE
EGGS
BREAD
TOFU
QUESADILLA
EGG MCMUFFIN
BURRITO
LENTILS WITH BARLEY

SOME FOOD IS NOT GOOD. DO NOT EAT IT.

PANCAKES
CARROTS
VEGTABLES
HUMMUS IS ICKY

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD AND NOT GOOD. REMEMBER TO LOOK AT THE PEOPLES FACE. LOOK UP WITH YOUR BIG BROWN EYES. BE CUTE AND CUTE. THE PEOPLES WILL GIVE TO YOU PEOPLES FOOD. BE CAREFUL. DO NOT GET FAT. I CAN NOT GET FAT. I AM JUST A SCRAWNY DOG.

REMEMBER. EAT PEOPLES FOOD TO BE HAPPY.

THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY CUTE AND CUTE

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE DOG

I DID NOT WRITE FOR A LONG TIME. I AM ON VACATION TO NOT FEEL LIKE WRITING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

TODAY WE SEED A BORDER COLLIE IN HIS YARD. HE STARED AND STARED AT US. I WAS FRAID A LITTLE BIT MAYBE HE WOULD TRY TO HERD ME. HE DID NOT. HIS MOMMY COMED OUT TO PET HIM.

WE GOED TO THE LIBRARY. I AM LOUD TO GO IN THERE IF I AM QUIET. WE GETTED LOTS OF BOOKS. MOMMY LIKES BOOKS.

WE STAYED HOME. WE DID NOT GO TO THE PARK AND THE HARDWARE STORE AND THE BANK.

I WILL STAY HOME AND BE ON VACATION FOR A WHILE. WHEN WE GO WALKING AGAIN I WILL TELL YOU OK?
THANK YOU.

LOVE FROM SPARKY TOOK THE DAY OFF

DEAR DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY TRIPAWD

WE GETTED A NEW CAR AND IT IS PURPLE AND IT IS LITTLER THAN THE OLD CAR. WE WILL GO FOR RIDES AND I WILL STICK MY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW TO GET BREEZE ON MY FACE AND IT WILL BE SO CITING!

OH. MOMMY SAYS NO. MOMMY SAYS I HAVE TO RIDE IN MY CRATE IN THE BACK AND NO STICKING MY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW. THAT IS NOT ANY FUN. I GUESS I DONT CARE IF WE GOT A NEW CAR. IT IS NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE.

LOVE FROM SPARKY SAD LITTLE DOG

DEAR PEOPLES

 HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE DOG

PEOPLES NEED DOGS.  MOMMY NEEDS ME. 

WHEN MOMMY EATS FOOD I EAT SOME TOO TO SEE IF IT IS GOOD. 

WHEN MOMMY READS I SIT BY HER SIDE TO KEEP HER COMPANY. 

WHEN MOMMY TAKES A SHOWER I SIT ON THE BATHROOM RUG TO WAIT FOR HER.   I LICK THE TUB TO MAKE IT CLEAN.

WHEN MOMMY GOES WALKING I GO WITH HER TO GUARD HER FROM BAD GUYS.

WHEN THE DOORBELL RINGS I BARK TO TELL MOMMY SOMEONE IS THERE. 

WHEN MOMMY IS BORED I BRING HER A TOY TO PLAY WITH. 

WHEN MOMMY GOES TO SLEEP I SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS TO KEEP HER WARM ENOUGH.

MY MOMMY DOES NEED ME. 

PEOPLES NEED DOGS.

HUG YOUR DOG.

LOVE FROM SPARKY FAMOUS AUTHOR DOG

DEAR DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE DOG

TODAY I GOED WALKING AND MOMMY. WE SEED THE WHITE GIRL DOG CALLED GINGER. I DID NOT MOUNT HER. SHE DID NOT BITE ME.

WE TAKED A NAP. I SLEEPED UNDER THE COVERS.

WE EATED LUNCH. WE HAD A BEAN BURRITO. IT WAS GOOD. MOMMY GIVES TO ME ITTY BITTY BITES. DOGS SHOULD EAT PROPLES FOOD. IT TASTES GOOD. MOMMYS SHOULD SHARE. IT IS FAIR.

THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY MALARKEY