DEAR BOY DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID? I WILL TELL YOU.
WE GOED TO SIT IN THE YARD WITH RANDY AND GARY AND JUNE. RANDY GIVED TO ME SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI FROM HIS PIZZA. IT WAS GOOD.
WE TAKED THE CAR TO THE FIXING PLACE. WE WALKED TO THE BANK. I SITTED NICELY TO GET A BEEF FLAVOR TREAT FROM THE NEW BANK LADY CALLED FIDI. THEN WE STANDED IN LINE TO GET MONEY. MOMMY SAID SIT! STAY! SO I DID. THEN MOMMY LOOKED DOWN AT ME TO SEE ME LICKING MY BUTT. I GUESS I AM NOT SPOSTA DO THAT IN PUBLIC. I DIDNT KNOW THAT. MOMMY WAS NOT MAD.
WE WALKED BY THE BABY CHI DOGS HOUSE. SHE SNIFFED MY NOSE.
HELLO BOY DOGS. DO YOU PEE ON YOUR LEGS? I DID THE OTHER DAY. I PEED ON MY FRONT LEG. I THINK I AM NOT SPOSTA DO THAT EITHER.
TODAY WE GOED IN THE CAR TO A YARD SALE TO NOT GET ANYTHING. THEY ONLY HAD THINGS FOR BABYS. I AM NOT A BABY.
MOMMY GIVED TO ME CANNED DOG FOOD BEEF FLAVOR. IT TASTED GOOD BUT IT WAS ALL MUSHY. I LIKE CRUNCHY FOOD.
WE GOED TO THE LIBRARY TO GET A BOOK. MOMMY WAS CITED TO GET IT. IT IS SPOSTA BE A GOOD BOOK.
WE TAKED A NAP ON THE BED. I TAKED A NAP ON THE GREEN CHAIR ON MOMMYS ARM. I LIKE THAT.
I SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS AT NIGHT AT BEDTIME TO BE ALL COZY. I LIKE IT.
IT IS STILL HOT AND HOT TO NOT BE ABLE TO GO OUTSIDE VERY MUCH. IT WILL BE 100* TOMORROW. THAT IS HOT. WE WILL STAY IN. WE HAVE AC SO IT IS OK.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM CUTE LITTLE GUY
Dear Sparky,
Unfortunately I often pee on my feet. It’s a sad fact but it’s true. If I pee on the tiniest little slope, the pee runs forward or backward to my other feet. I can’t move out of the way. When I could lift my rear leg to pee, I would pee on bushes and never get it on my feet. Now I do. However, I no longer have cancer. My Woman says it’s a reasonable trade. I have no idea what cancer is so I can’t say, but I trust her.
Love, Dakota
(p.s. For the record, bulldogs cannot reach their butts at all. That’s one amusing part of having a bulldog roommate. If she gets an itch back there, she spins in circles. Then the Woman tries to scratch her butt cheeks.)
This post and the comment is just too funny!
Our boy dog pees on our girl dog sometimes.. he’s peeing and she comes in to sniff the same area on the tree and… whamo!
Take care of yourself Sparky!
I think all Tripawds pee on their feets! Sheesh, we can’t lift a leg (well some Tripawds can, I think that’s cool). Humans do some pretty gross things but they’ll never admit it. But you know what they don’t do? They don’t lick their butts. That’s ’cause they can’t reach! Hahahaha! I know they’re jealous, don’t you?