DEAR PEOPLES
DO NOT READ THIS. IT IS SO SGUSTING TO MAKE YOU SICK. GO WAY.
TODAY WAS BAD AND BAD AND A LITTLE BIT GOOD. DO YOU REMEMBER I TELLED TO YOU I WAS LICKING MY BUTT? I DID IT LOTS AND LOTS AND CHEWING ON MY TAIL. MOMMY SAID
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU LITTLE BOY TO HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR. SO WE DID. IT WAS BAD AND BAD. THE DOCTOR LOOKED UNDER MY TAIL. I DID NOT LIKE IT. MOMMY TRIED TO HOLD ME STILL BUT I WOULD NOT COPERATE. THE DOCTOR PUTTED A MUZZLE ON ME AND HAD THE LADY CALLED KAREN HOLD ME STILL. THE DOCTOR SAID
SPARKYS ANAL GLAND IS FILLED UP WITH ICKY STUFF.
HE SQUEEZED. IT HURTED A LOT. ICKY STUFF GOED EVERYWHERE AND SOME BLOOD. I COULD NOT YELP WITH A MUZZLE ON MY MOUTH. I SQUIGGLED AND WIRMED. THE DOCTOR PUTTED PAPER TOWELS ON MY BUTT TO GET OUT THE ICKY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY SGUSTING. YOU CAN STOP READING IF YOU WANT. AFTER THE ICKY STUFF WAS ALL GONE THE DOCTOR GIVED ME MY SHOTS. THAT WAS NOT SO BAD. THEN THEY TAKED OFF MY MUZZLE AND PUTTED ME ON THE FLOOR. I SAID YELp YELP! TO BE SCARED AND MAD. THEN IT WAS OVER. THE DOCTOR GIVED TO MOMMY SOME MED FOR ME TO TAKE. I DONT WANT TO. MOMMY STOPPED TO PAY MONEY AT THE COUNTER. I DONT KNOW WHAT MONEY IS. A LADY PICKED ME UP TO SIT ON HER LAP. MOMMY SAID
YOU DONT WANT TO DO THAT CUS HE HAS BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIS HIND END.
THE LADY SAID
SO? ITS JUST DOG BLOOD.
SHE SNUGGLED ME AND PETTED ME AND RUBBED MY EARS. SHE CALMED ME DOWN. I FORGETTED TO BE MAD AND SCARED. SHE IS THE GOOD PART OF TODAY. SHE IS MY NEW FRIEND. I DONT KNOW HER NAME.
DID I TELL TO YOU I MEETED A LITTLE DOG WITH A CAST ON HIS LEG? HE WAS LIKE A TRIPAWD BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. HIS MOMMY FINDED HIM IN THE CASINO PARKING LOT. SHE GETTED HIS LEG FIXED. NOW THE CAST IS OFF AND HE CAN WALK. THAT IS GOOD I THINK. HE DOES NOT GET TO BE A TRIPAWD BUT THAT IS OK.
MY BUTT IS STILL BLEEDING A LITTLE BIT. MOMMY IS GOING TO GET MEAT TO PUT MY MED IN. MOMMY IS A VEG. THAT IS FUNNY.
DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME A LITTLE BIT TO HAVE A BAD AND BAD DAY? I HOPE SO. I AM JUST A LITTLE DOG TO NOT NEED TO HAVE BAD DAYS.
TODAY I MEETED A NEW FRIEND. I GUESS IT IS OK.
I AM A TIRED LITTLE DOG.
THAT IS ALL.
LOVE FROM SPARKY TRAUMATIZED
Sparky’s mom is just a bit traumatized, too. It looked like it hurt a lot. And he’s right: it was disgusting. Poor baby. He’s resting on the bed right now. I don’t care if he is still bleeding a little bit.
I am a vegetarian and I’m not sure what kind of meat is good for giving pills. Any ideas? Thanks!
Becky, Sparky’s mom
That was a really gross story Sparky. I loved it. My mum also doesn’t mind dog blood, poop, vomit or drool. But she will run a mile if it’s human.
Raw chicken is good but I think any sort of raw meat would work well.
Spirit Magnum
Wow Sparky – that sounds pretty traumatic! You deserve a nice rest on the bed.
Tell your mom if she is too grossed out by raw meat to hide the pills in, my mom would give me my pills in braunshweiger or liverwurst. It is stinky and oh-so-delicious. You will love it.
Angel Abby
Sparky…if mom is a Veg tell her to hide da pills in peanut butter!! Fakes out Miss Pegz every time…she LOVES her peanut butter and never know there is a pill inside. 🙂
American cheese slices are another option for your meds, little man! I’m sorry to hear you had a bad day! But I’m glad you were able to meet a new friend; maybe you’ll see her again someday. I think you and your Mom need to have a good rest tonight, and maybe another one tomorrow!! I hope your butt feels better really soon!
Oh man getting your butt squeezed in the worst! Owwwwww! I hope you dont’ have that happen again. You know what did it for me? Lots of meats and bones, lots of fiber. Do you like punkin? That’s really good fiber too. It will help you not get your butt squeezed again. Ouch.