DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY
I WILL TELL TO YOU A STORY THAT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO. THE BAD BEDIENCE TEACHER SAID
PUT ON SPARKY A CHAIN COLLAR.
SO MOMMY DID. MOMMY GOED TO TOWN. WHEN SHE COMED HOME MY FRONT LEG WAS STUCK IN THE CHAIN. IT SWELLED UP. IT HURTED. I CRIED AND MOMMY. MOMMY CALLED THE DOCTOR TO SAY
WILL YOU TAKE OFF THE CHAIN?
THE DOCTOR SAID
YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF.
SO A LADY CALLED LADONNA HOLDED ME STILL ON HER LAP. MOMMY HOLDED MY HEAD STILL. I WAS SCARED. I PEED ON THE LADYS LAP. A MAN CUTTED THE CHAIN WITH BOLTCUTTERS. NOW I NEVER HAVE TO WEAR A CHAIN COLLAR AGAIN. THEY ARE BAD. DO NOT WEAR THEM. COLLARS SHOULD BE SOFT AND COMFY TO NOT HURT YOUR NECK.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY A LITTLE DOG
I’ll not use a chain collar on any dog again. I’ll also find a new obedience instructor.
-Sparky’s mother
Whooooah! That is really, really scary! I’m so glad you made it through Sparky. You really are incredible you know that?
It’s good to have you back my friend, we missed you.
I’m so glad you are OK. Chain collars are yuk! We were frowned on by other rottie people for using a halty instead of a chain collar but we’d heard too many horror stories of doggies hurting themselves to use one.