DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HEY IT IS ME SPARKY
HEY THERE HOW THE HECK ARE YA ? ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YA. MISS YA. LOVE YA. COME BACK SOON.
ON SAT I WAS A BAD AND BAD DOG. I WILL TELL TO YOU BOUT IT. I GOED TO THE MAILBOX AND MOMMY. OUR NEW NEIGHBOR TYLER WAS THERE. HE IS DEAF IN HIS EARS. I THINK THAT IS VERY INTRESTING. THE PROBLEM IS I DONT RECOGNIZE HIM YET. I THINKED HE WAS A STRANGER. I HAD TO PROTECT MY MOMMY. I SAID
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
TO SAY GO WAY! LEAVE MY MOMMY LONE!
TYLER STANDED BACK TO GET WAY FROM ME. I BET HE WAS SCARED. MOMMY SAID HUSH! TO ME AND SORRY! TO TYLER. SHE SAID TO ME YOU ARE SO BARRASSING! YOU SHOULD NOT BARK AND BARK! MOMMY WAS MAD.
THEN MOMMY GOED WAY TO THE FUNDRAISING DINNER FOR THE ANIMAL SHELTER. I STAYED HOME BY MYSELF. WHEN MOMMY COMED HOME SHE FINDED OUT BOUT THE OTHER BAD THING I DID. I PEED ON THE RUG. I AM NOT SPOSTA DO THAT. I AM SPOSTA WAIT TIL MOMMY COMES HOME AND GO OUTSIDE TO GO POTTY BUT I DID NOT. MOMMY WAS MAD GAIN. SHE DID NOT YELL. SHE HAD TO CLEAN THE RUG.
SO I WAS BAD AND BAD. E VER SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DEEM MYSELF. I DIDNT DO IT VERY GOOD. TODAY I SAID
SHRIEK! YIKES! YELP!
THAT MEANS
HELP! SAVE ME! I AM BEING BUSED!
BUT IT WAS NOT TRUE. MOMMY DOES NOT BUSE ME. I CRIED CUS SHE WIPED MY BUTT. I DO NOT LIKE TO HAVE MY BUTT TOUCHED. IT IS NOT HER BUSINESS.
SO I STILL NEED TO WORK HARDER TO DEEM MYSELF. IT MAY TAKE A WHILE.
POOR ME.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM A BAD LIL DOG
Sparky, you’re not bad. You just had a couple of bad incidents. I can understand why you barked at a stranger. Stranger Danger! We’re all taught to be wary of strangers. As for the pee, sometimes a guy just can’t hold it! I’m sure your Mom understands. We all have accidents now and again. Just snuggle up to your Mom and everything will be alright again, I promise!
Bad days happen, Sparky. Your mom loves you just the same. You are a good boy and you try your best always. I think your mom knows that, too.
Shari