DEAR JILL THE KITTY
HI IT IS ME SPARKY
I SUNBATHED.
IT WAS TO GET DRY.
IT WAS CUS I WAS WET.
IT WAS CUS I TAKED A BATH.
IT WAS CUS I STINKED.
IT WAS CUS I ROLLED IN DOG PEE.
I WAS YELLOW.
MOMMY SAID LITTLE DOG YOU STINK!
AND I DID. I WAS A GOOD BOY TO STAND STILL TO TAKE A BATH. I LIKE TO TAKE A BATH CUS I DONT LIKE TO STINK.
I GOED TO DAYCARE. THERE WAS BOUT 20 LITTLE DOGS AND I WAS THE LITTLEST. MOMMY TAKED MY CRATE FOR CASE I GETTED SCARED I COULD TAKE A REST BUT I DID NOT NEED IT. I WAS SHY AT FIRST BUT THEN I WARMED UP. I MAKED A NEW FRIEND. HIS NAME IS McLOVIN. WE SNIFFED BUTTS. WE PLAYED RUN AND CHASE. WE GOED POTTY. WE DRINKED WATER. WE DID NOT EAT ANYTHING. IT WAS A GOOD DAY. MOMMY SAYS I CANT GO THERE VERY OFTEN CUS IT IS SPENSIVE. WE WILL SAVE IT FOR SPEICAL CASSIONS.
DID YOU SEE THE HERO DOG ON TV? SHE WAS A IED SNIFFER DOG IN THE WAR. SHE GETTED HER LEG BLOWN OFF. NOW SHE IS TIRED FROM THE MILITARY TO JUST HAVE A PEACEFUL LIFE AND NO MORE BOMBS. THAT IS GOOD I THINK. SO NOW THERE IS A FAMOUS TRIPAWD. I AM NOT FAMOUS TO BE JUST A ORDINARY DOG.
HOW ARE YOU? I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY PEOPLES AND DOGS. PLEASE WRITE A COMMENT. IT DOES MAKE ME HAPPY TO GET EMAIL.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKMEISTER
PS
I FORGETTED TO TELL TO YOU I GOED HIKING WITH MY FRIEND MOLLY THE GIRL DOG AND OUR MOMMYS. WE WALKED ONE MILE ON THE TRAIL. AUNTIE DIANE GIVED TO US WATER AND TREATS. THEN WE GOED TO THE PARK TO RUN ON OUR LEADS. IT WAS A GOOD AND GOOD DAY.
NOW I WILL WALK TO THE LIBRARY AND MOMMY.
GOODBYE!
S
Hello Sparky the dog!
Thank you for saying hello to me! My mommy reads to me your letter. That is funny that you rolled around in dog pee because last week I is too roll in cat pee! Mommy got scared because I have what is something called cancer but the oncologist told mommy “YOU IS TO STOP BEING PARANOID! JILLY IS FINE!”
I still had to go to the doctors though to see if I had something called U Tee Eye. Do you know whats that? It is ok though because I love it at the vet. When mommy came to get me I was playing with the nice lady that answers the phone.
You are lucky to be going to daycare. I love little dogs. I bet we would have fun together. We have a little dog that visits us a lot, her name is aunt belle, she is my mom’s sister and she is just little little, littler than you! I bet you and me would have lots of three legged fun together. I have a brudder too his name is Jack, but he has four legs.
Do you read books at the liberry? What do you read? Spot the dog? Clifford?
Love you Sparky,
Jill
Sparky,
We love hearing your stories. Keep sharing them with us.
Michelle & Sassy
Jill, your typing’s worse than mine—–and Sparky, you make me look like a really great typists!!
Sparky, you sound like you are having a ball making new friends and being all sociable! When you’re as cute as you are, everyone loves you!
It’s great hearing all about your adventures, even if it involves rolling in pee. My dogs like to eat cat poop:-) 🙂 How ’bout you?? Have you tried rolling in that? Smells soooooo good!!
By the way, stay away from Jill’s brudda’, he’s a closet pervert!
Take care Sparky—-we all love hearing from you!
Sally and Happy Hannah
Hey Sparky what about me? I love reading your blog too!
And silly, of course we have heard of Lucca! In fact our Memorial Day tribute was all about her!
http://tripawds.com/2013/05/27/we-salute-lucca-and-canine-war-heroes-everywhere/
Love hearing from you silly pup. No more pee-rollin ya hear? 😉