SPLAIN

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY AUTHOR DOG

I HAVE TO SPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. SOME DAYS I DO NOT GO WALKING. I DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO JUST STAY HOME. I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO TELL TO YOU IN MY BLOG. THAT IS WHY SOMETIMES I WILL PLAY PRETEND. I WILL TELL TO YOU STORIES. THEY WILL BE TRUE BUT NOT REALLY. ONE DAY I TELLED MY AUNTIE THAT I AM A ELEPHANT. IT IS NOT TRUE. I WAS JUST PLAYING. I AM REALLY A DONKEY WITH LONG EARS. I GIVE TO MY MOMMY RIDES TO GO PLACES. I CARRY THINGS IN BIG PACKS. I GO TO THE PARK TO EAT GRASS. I AM A HELPFUL CARRYING-THINGS ANIMAL. YOU WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME. I AM BIG AND BIG AND BIG. YOU COULD PET ME AND FEED TO ME GRAIN IF YOU WANT. I WOULD LIKE THAT.
NOW I HAVE TO SLEEP IN MY STALL TO BE A SLEEPY DONKEY.
GOOD NIGHT FROM SPARKY THE BIG ANIMAL

Author: sparkythedog

I am ghost writing this for my rat terrier, Sparky.

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