Sparky

DEAR UNCLE JERRY AND PEOPLES AND DOGS AND 1 CAT

MY GRANDPA DIED AT 8PM FRI JUNE 14. HE WAS 68. HE WAS SICK AND SICK FOR 5 MONTHS. NOW HE IS NOT SICK ANYMORE.

THE END

LOVE FROM SPARKY A LITTLE DOG

DEAR JILL THE KITTY
HI IT IS ME SPARKY

I SUNBATHED.
IT WAS TO GET DRY.
IT WAS CUS I WAS WET.
IT WAS CUS I TAKED A BATH.
IT WAS CUS I STINKED.
IT WAS CUS I ROLLED IN DOG PEE.
I WAS YELLOW.

MOMMY SAID LITTLE DOG YOU STINK!

AND I DID. I WAS A GOOD BOY TO STAND STILL TO TAKE A BATH. I LIKE TO TAKE A BATH CUS I DONT LIKE TO STINK.

I GOED TO DAYCARE. THERE WAS BOUT 20 LITTLE DOGS AND I WAS THE LITTLEST. MOMMY TAKED MY CRATE FOR CASE I GETTED SCARED I COULD TAKE A REST BUT I DID NOT NEED IT. I WAS SHY AT FIRST BUT THEN I WARMED UP. I MAKED A NEW FRIEND. HIS NAME IS McLOVIN. WE SNIFFED BUTTS. WE PLAYED RUN AND CHASE. WE GOED POTTY. WE DRINKED WATER. WE DID NOT EAT ANYTHING. IT WAS A GOOD DAY. MOMMY SAYS I CANT GO THERE VERY OFTEN CUS IT IS SPENSIVE. WE WILL SAVE IT FOR SPEICAL CASSIONS.

DID YOU SEE THE HERO DOG ON TV? SHE WAS A IED SNIFFER DOG IN THE WAR. SHE GETTED HER LEG BLOWN OFF. NOW SHE IS TIRED FROM THE MILITARY TO JUST HAVE A PEACEFUL LIFE AND NO MORE BOMBS. THAT IS GOOD I THINK. SO NOW THERE IS A FAMOUS TRIPAWD. I AM NOT FAMOUS TO BE JUST A ORDINARY DOG.

HOW ARE YOU? I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY PEOPLES AND DOGS. PLEASE WRITE A COMMENT. IT DOES MAKE ME HAPPY TO GET EMAIL.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKMEISTER

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS AND JILL THE KITTY

HI IT IS ME SPARKY

HELLO!  I DID NOT WRITE TO YOU FOR A LONG TIME.  I WILL TELL TO YOU WHAT HAPPENED. 

DO YOU MEMBER GARY BABYSITTER?  HE USED TO TAKE CARE OF ME.  HE GIVED TO ME TREATS.  HE WAS MY FRIEND.  NOW HE MOVED WAY AND I WONT SEE HIM ANY MORE.  I AM SAD.  NOW I DO NOT HAVE ANYONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHEN MOMMY GOES WAY.  SO NOW I AM GOING TO DO A NEW  THING.  I AM GOING TO DOGGY DAYCARE.  I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE.  FIRST I HAVE TO GET A SHOT AND FEA TREATMENT.  I DONT LIKE THAT PART.  I AM A LITTLE BIT CITED AND A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS TO GO TO A NEW PLACE.  THEY HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE FOR LITTLE DOGS SO I WONT GET TROMPLED.  I AM GOING TO TAKE MY CRATE AND A BONE AND FOOD AND A TOY TO PLAY FETCH.  I THINK IT WILL BE OK. 

I DID NOTHER NEW THING  LAST NIGHT I WAKED MOMMY UP TO GO POTTY.  I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE.  SHE SAID    SPARKY IS THAT YOU?  COURSE IT WAS ME.  THERE ISNT ANYBODY ELSE HERE.  SILLY MOMMY.  I WAKED HER UP 4 TIMES TO GO OUT.  MOMMY THINKED IN HER HEAD        MAYBE SPARKY HAS A BLADDER FECTION    BUT I DO NOT.  I AM FINE. 

TODAY I LAID OUT IN THE GRASS TO FEEL WARM IN THE SUN.  I WAS HAPPY.  IT IS 80*.  I BARKED AT SOME PEOPLES WALKING BY. 

WE HAVED A CHEESE SANDWICH FOR LUNCH.  IT WAS GOOD. 

WE GOED WALKING WITH AUNTIE DIANE AND THE GIRL DOG CALLED MOLLY BUT IT WAS WINDY SO WE GOED HOME. 

 

MOMMY TELLED TO THE DAYCARE LADY SPARKY IS DISABLED TO ONLY HAVE 3 LEGS BUT IT IS NOT TRUE.  I AM NOT DISABLED.  I CAN RUN AND FETCH AND JUMP AND SPIN.  I HAVE BEEN A TRIPAWD FOR 5 YEARS AND IT IS ALL I KNOW.  I THINK I  AM JUST FINE THE WAY I AM. 

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM THE GREATEST SPARKY YOU EVER SEED

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY

WYATTRAYDAWG WRITED TO ME TO SAY

WRITE MORE BLOGS! WE LIKE TO READ BOUT YOUR VENTURES!

SO I DECIDED TO WRITE A BLOG TODAY. I HAD 2 VENTURES.

FIRST I GOED TO THE ACME DOG SCHOOL TO THEIR BIG FENCED YARD. MY AUNTIE DIANE WAS THERE. I GOED IN TO THE YARD TO PLAY WITH AUNTIE DIANES DOG CALLED MOLLY. SHE IS RED AND BIGGER THAN ME A LITTLE BIT. THEN MOLLYS SISTER DOG EMMA COMED IN THE YARD. EMMA IS BIG 50 LBS. THE PEOPLES WALKED US ON OUR LEADS IN THE YARD. THEN THEY SAID

WE WILL LET THEM RUN LOOSE TO SEE IF THEY GET ALONG.

SO THEY DID. WE RUNNED AND RUNNED. WE DID NOT PLAY TOGETHER. WE JUST RUNNED. I NEVER BEED OFF MY LEAD BEFORE SO I WAS SO CITED. I RUNNED THEN STOPPED BY MOMMY FOR A MIN THEN RUNNED SOME MORE. IT WAS TO SEE IF WE WOULD BE FRIEND DOGS OR BE GRESSIVE. WE WERE NICE. IT IS CUS AUNTIE DIANE MIGHT BABYSIT ME AND THE PEOPLES WANTED TO SEE HOW WE WOULD DO TOGETHER. WE DID FINE. THEN I SITTED IN THE CAR WHILE MOMMY AND DIANE EATED LUNCH AT SHARIS. THAT WAS THE BORING PART. IT WAS A GOOD VENTURE.

THEN YEST A THING HAPPENED. WE GOED WALKING TO THE BANK. THE BANK MAN AARON GIVED TO ME CRUNCHY LITTLE TREATS LIVER FLAVOR. THE BANK LADY CALLED KARINA GIVED TREATS TO A LITTLE GIRL TO GIVE TO ME. KARINA HAS A BABY IN HER. SHE HAS A ROUND TUMMY. SHE SAID HER PUGS ACT FUNNY CUS THEY KNOW THERE IS A BABY COMING. SHE SHOWED TO US A PIC OF HER PUGS. THEY ARE FAT AND FAT. MOMMY TELLED TO HER THE DOGS NEED EX BUT SHE SAID SHE IS TOO BUSY TO WALK THEM. DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD VITE THEM TO GO WALKING WITH US? MOMMY COULD HOLD 3 TANGLED UP LEADS AND DOGS GOING EVERYWHERE. THAT IS FUNNY.

WE GOED TO THE PARK. WE SEED A WHITE STRAY TERRIER DOG BIGGER THAN ME. EVERYBODY IS BIGGER THAN ME. MOMMY SHOOED IT TO GO WAY BUT IT WOULD NOT GO. SHE PICKED ME UP TO NOT GET BIT. MOMMY GETS NERVOUS ROUND STRANGE DOGS. IT FOLLOWED US AND I WIGGLED SO SHE PUTTED ME DOWN. I SNIFFED IT AND IT SNIFFED ME. THEN I GETTED CITED. I RUNNED IN CIRCLES ROUND MOMMY ROUND AND ROUND. THEN WE SNIFFED SOME MORE. IT WAS TIME TO GO HOME. STRAY DOG FOLLOWED US DOWN A BLOCK AND CROSS THE STREET AND DOWN THE SIDEWALK. MOMMY SAID WE WILL TAKE STRAY DOG TO THE CITY HALL TO THE ANIMAL CONTROL GUY. BUT BEFORE WE GETTED THERE HE RUNNED OFF. SO WE JUST WALKED HOME. STRAY DOG DID NOT HAVE A COLLAR AND TAGS. I THINK ALL DOGS SHOULD HAVE TAGS TO BE ABLE TO GET HOME GAIN IF THEY ARE LOST.

THAT WAS 2 VENTURES. THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO TELL TO YOU TODAY. I HOPE YOU LIKED IT.

LOVE FROM SPARKY STORYTELLER DOG

DEAR PEOPLES

IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID TODAY? I GOED WALKING AND MOMMY.  WE GOED IN THE BANK.  THE BANK MAN CALLED AARON GIVED TO ME A PUPPERONI TREAT.  IT WAS KIND OF STALE BUT I EATED IT. 

WE GOED TO THE LIBRARY TO PRACTICE BEING QUIET.  I SITTED ON MOMMYS LAP.  SHE RUBBED MY EARS TO HELP ME STAY QUIET.  THEN THE LIBRARIAN CALLED KAREN SITTED ON A CHAIR.  I JUMPED UP TO SIT ON HER LAP.  SHE PETTED ME.  SHE HOLDED ME TIGHT SO I WOULD NOT LICK HER FACE.  SHE DOESNT LIKE THAT.  SHE SAID

SPARKY SURE DOES SHED DOESNT HE?

THEN THE LIBRARIAN CALLED FERN SITTED DOWN.  GUESS WHAT I DID?  THATS RIGHT.  I SITTED ON HER LAP TOO.  SHE DID NOT LET ME LICK HER FACE.

THEN MOMMY WORKED ON THE PUTER.  I BEED QUIET THE WHOLE TIME TO BE A GOOD AND GOOD BOY.  NOW I HAVE DEEMED MYSELF. 

ON THE WAY HOME WE SEED A MAN I DIDNT KNOW.  MOMMY STOPPED TO TALK TO HIM CUS SHE KNOWS HIM.  I THINKED HE WAS A STRANGER.  I BARKED AND BARKED.  SIGH. 

FERN THE LIBRARIAN SAYS YOU SHOULD SPRAY BITTER APPLE IN A DOGS MOUTH IF IT BARKS TO MAKE IT BE QUIET.  I THINK THAT IS NOT VERY NICE.  MOMMY SAYS IF I KEEP BARKING SHE WILL PUT MY CITRONELLA COLLAR ON ME.  I DID NOT LIKE THAT LAST TIME.  I DO NOT WANT IT GAIN.  MAYBE I SHOULD BE QUIET. 

HEY DOGS PLEASE WRITE TO ME LETTERS.  I GET LONELY TO NOT HAVE ANY DOG FRIENDS. 

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE BARKY

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS

HEY IT IS ME SPARKY

HEY THERE HOW THE HECK ARE YA ? ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YA. MISS YA. LOVE YA. COME BACK SOON.

ON SAT I WAS A BAD AND BAD DOG. I WILL TELL TO YOU BOUT IT. I GOED TO THE MAILBOX AND MOMMY. OUR NEW NEIGHBOR TYLER WAS THERE. HE IS DEAF IN HIS EARS. I THINK THAT IS VERY INTRESTING. THE PROBLEM IS I DONT RECOGNIZE HIM YET. I THINKED HE WAS A STRANGER. I HAD TO PROTECT MY MOMMY. I SAID
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

TO SAY GO WAY! LEAVE MY MOMMY LONE!

TYLER STANDED BACK TO GET WAY FROM ME. I BET HE WAS SCARED. MOMMY SAID HUSH! TO ME AND SORRY! TO TYLER. SHE SAID TO ME YOU ARE SO BARRASSING! YOU SHOULD NOT BARK AND BARK! MOMMY WAS MAD.

THEN MOMMY GOED WAY TO THE FUNDRAISING DINNER FOR THE ANIMAL SHELTER. I STAYED HOME BY MYSELF. WHEN MOMMY COMED HOME SHE FINDED OUT BOUT THE OTHER BAD THING I DID. I PEED ON THE RUG. I AM NOT SPOSTA DO THAT. I AM SPOSTA WAIT TIL MOMMY COMES HOME AND GO OUTSIDE TO GO POTTY BUT I DID NOT. MOMMY WAS MAD GAIN. SHE DID NOT YELL. SHE HAD TO CLEAN THE RUG.

SO I WAS BAD AND BAD. E VER SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DEEM MYSELF. I DIDNT DO IT VERY GOOD. TODAY I SAID

SHRIEK! YIKES! YELP!

THAT MEANS

HELP! SAVE ME! I AM BEING BUSED!

BUT IT WAS NOT TRUE. MOMMY DOES NOT BUSE ME. I CRIED CUS SHE WIPED MY BUTT. I DO NOT LIKE TO HAVE MY BUTT TOUCHED. IT IS NOT HER BUSINESS.

SO I STILL NEED TO WORK HARDER TO DEEM MYSELF. IT MAY TAKE A WHILE.

POOR ME.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM A BAD LIL DOG

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE BESTEST

 

HELLO.  I WILL TELL TO YOU WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING. 

 

MY AUNTIE DIANE COMED OVER TO BRING HER DOG MOLLLY.  MOLLY IS RED AND BIGGER THAN ME.  EVERYBODY IS BIGGER THAN ME.  WE MEETED TO GET ALONG JUST FINE.  WE GOED WALKING TO THE PARK.  NOW WE ARE FRIENDS.  AUNTIE DIANE SAYS I CAN STAY AT HER HOUSE THE NEXT TIME MOMMY GOES WAY.  I DONT WANT HER TO GO WAY. 

 

WE GOED WALKING ROUND THE BLOCK.  A BOXER DOG COMED OUT OF A HOUSE TO FOLLOW US.  HIS MOMMY SAID

THRASHER!  THRASHER!  THRASHER!

 

I THINK THAT WAS HIS NAME.  HIS DADDY COMED TO GET HIM.  THEY GOED HOME.  HE DID NOT HAVE ON A COLLAR.  I THINK ALL DOGS SHOULD HAVE COLLARS WITH THEIR NAME ON THEM TO NOT GET LOST.

 

THAT WAS YEST.  TODAY  A THING HAPPENED.  WE GOED WALKING.  WE STOPPED IN THRASHERS YARD TO SNIFF THE GRASS.  HIS MOMMY WAS OUTSIDE.  SHE SAID

BAD WORD!  BAD WORD!  YOU ARE SO ON TAPE!  YOU ARE SO BEING VIDEOTAPED!

 

THEN SHE GOED IN THE HOUSE.  I DONT KNOW WHY SHE WAS MAD.  SHE COULD HAVE SAID

SCUSE ME COULD YOU NOT LET YOUR DOG SNIFF MY GRASS?

 

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH NICER.  I THINK WE WILL NOT STOP AT HER HOUSE ANYMORE. 

 

WE GOED TO GARY BABYSITTERS HOUSE.  RANDY WAS THERE WITH HIS WHEELSCHAIR.  HE GIVED TO ME BITES OF STEAK OFF HIS PLATE.  HE DOES SPOIL ME.   I SITTED ON HIS LAP.  I AM BRAVE TO DO THAT CUS I AM SCARED OF HIS WHEELSCHAIR.  GARY GIVED TO ME TREATS.  HE MAKED ME STAND UP ON MY HIND LEGS TO GET TREATS.  THEY BOTH PETTED ME.  IT IS GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS. 

 

SOON I WILL GET TO MEET AUNTIE DIANES OTHER DOG EMMA.  IT WILL BE FUN. 

 

THAT IS ALL!

 

LOVE FROM SPARKY THE ONE AND ONLY

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY

THE PHONE RINGED AT 5 AM TO SAY

YOUR FATHER IS DYING! COME QUICK!

MOMMY DUMPED ME AT THE BABYSITTERS HOUSE. HE DID NOT LIKE TO BE WAKED UP. MOMMY DRIVED 5 HOURS TO THE HOSP. I STAYED WITH THE BABYSITTER. I GETTED THE ITCHY SCRITCHIES BAD TO NOT BE ABLE TO STOP SCRATCHING. I WAS GOING CRAZY. THE BABYSITTER THINKED I HAVED FEAS. HE GIVED TO ME A FEA COLLAR AND GIVED TO ME A BATH TO DROWN THE FEAS. MOMMY DOES NOT THINK I HAVED FEAS. MOMMY THINKS MAYBE I HAD ANX FROM BEING AWAY FROM HOME. ANYWAY I STOPPED SCRATCHING. MOMMY STAYED GONE FOR 3 DAYS. THAT IS A LONG TIME. I POOPED IN THE HOUSE 1 TIME. I EATED AND DRINKED AND PLAYED. THEN MOMMY COMED HOME! I WAS SO CITED TO SEE HER! I JUMPED IN HER LAP TO LICK HER FACE. NOW WE ARE TOGETHER AGAIN A HAPPY LITTLE FAMILY.

PS GRANDPA DID NOT DIE. HE IS IN THE HOSP 10 DAYS WITH A BAD FECTION BUT HE IS GOING TO GET BETTER. THAT IS GOOD.

I WILL WRITE BOUT 2 THINGS. 1 IS GRANDPA AND 1 IS THE CAT. DO YOU MEMBER I TELLED TO YOU BOUT THE HIDING CAT? SHE COMED OUT. SHE BUTTED JUDYS HAND WITH HER HEAD. I THINK THAT MEANS

IM HUNGRY.

JUDY HOLDED HER ON HER LAP AND GIVED TO HER CANNED FOOD. THE CAT EATED A LITTLE BIT. SHE IS A SKINNY CAT. THAT IS NOT GOOD. WE HOPE SHE WILL EAT MORE SOON.

I WILL KEEP YOU UP TO DATE ON GRANDPA AND SKINNY CAT.

OH BY THE WAY I AM JUST FINE. THANKS FOR ASKING.

MUCH LOVE

SPARKLY

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE DOG

I WILL TELL TO YOU A STORY. IT IS A SAD STORY. DO YOU MEMBER I TELLED TO YOU BOUT OUR FRIEND GINNY SOFT AND GENTLY? SHE DIED IN DEC. SHE HAD A CAT. IT WAS A SIAMESE CAT. IT WAS VERY SPOOKY. IT LIKED TO BE WITH GINNY BUT WHEN PEOPLES COMED IN THE HOUSE IT RUNNED TO HIDE. SO WHEN GINNY DIED IT WAS IN THE HOUSE ALL BY ITSELF FOR WEEKS. IT WOULD NOT COME OUT TO ANYBODY. FINALLY IT COMED OUT FROM HIND THE WASHER AND A PEOPLE PICKED IT UP TO PUT IT IN A CAGE. THE CAT GOED TO LIVE WITH HER NEW HOME. NOW SHE IS SCARED AND SCARED. SHE HIDES UNDER THE BED. SHE HIDES UNDER THE CHAIR. SHE DOES NOT COME OUT. SHE DOES NOT EAT. I WORRY BOUT HER GETTING TOO SKINNY. I THINK SHE WILL GET USED TO HER NEW HOUSE BUT MAYBE IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME. HER NEW OWNER IS MY AUNTIE JUDY. SHE IS A NICE LADY TO BE GOOD WITH ANIMALS. SHE WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE CAT. I AM GLAD BOUT THAT.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A CAT NOT BE SCARED ANYMORE? I WRITED TO HER A E MAIL TO SAY

YOU ARE SAFE. YOU CAN COME OUT WHEN YOU ARE READY. THERE IS FOOD AND WATER AND A NICE LADY TO HELP YOU. IT IS OK.

I HOPE SHE READS MY LETTER.

THAT IS THE STORY BOUT THE SPOOKY CAT.

LOVE FROM SPARKY BELOVED DOG

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY

I WILL TELL TO YOU A STORY THAT HAPPENED A LONG TIME AGO. THE BAD BEDIENCE TEACHER SAID

PUT ON SPARKY A CHAIN COLLAR.

SO MOMMY DID. MOMMY GOED TO TOWN. WHEN SHE COMED HOME MY FRONT LEG WAS STUCK IN THE CHAIN. IT SWELLED UP. IT HURTED. I CRIED AND MOMMY. MOMMY CALLED THE DOCTOR TO SAY

WILL YOU TAKE OFF THE CHAIN?

THE DOCTOR SAID

YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF.

SO A LADY CALLED LADONNA HOLDED ME STILL ON HER LAP. MOMMY HOLDED MY HEAD STILL. I WAS SCARED. I PEED ON THE LADYS LAP. A MAN CUTTED THE CHAIN WITH BOLTCUTTERS. NOW I NEVER HAVE TO WEAR A CHAIN COLLAR AGAIN. THEY ARE BAD. DO NOT WEAR THEM. COLLARS SHOULD BE SOFT AND COMFY TO NOT HURT YOUR NECK.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY A LITTLE DOG