Sparky

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE DOG

THIS POST IS NOT SO SGUSTING AS YESTERDAYS. MOMMY GIVED TO ME CHICKEN LUNCH MEAT. I WOULD NOT LOOK AT IT TO BE IN A BAD MOOD. LATER SHE GIVED IT TO ME AGAIN. I EATED THE CHICKEN AND SPITTED OUT THE PILL. THE NEXT TIME I EATED THE CHICKEN AND THE PILL. I DID NOT MIND IT.

MOMMY PUTS A WARM WET CLOTH ON MY BUTT TO MAKE IT FEEL BETTER. IT HELPS.

I HAD TO TAKE A SITZ BATH TODAY. THAT IS WHEN YOU SIT IN THE TUB WITH WARM WATER AND EPSOM SALTS. I DID NOT MIND IT. MOMMY GIVED TO ME SOME MORE CHICKEN.

TONIGHT FOR DINNER WE HAD BEAN BURRITO. I DID NOT LIKE THE TORTILLA CHIPS.

THIS MORNING MOMMY SAID WALKING! THAT MEANS LETS GO FOR A WALK. I WOULD NOT BUDGE. I DID NOT WANT TO GO. MOMMY CARRIED ME OUTSIDE. THEN I WALKED A TINY WAYS TO GO POTTY. I WALKED SLOW AND CAREFUL TO NOT HURT MY BUTT ANY MORE. IT IS SORE.

WE DID NOT SIT OUTSIDE. IT IS 95*. WE HAVE AC.

DEAR DOGS

DID YOU EVER HAVE A SORE BUTT BEFORE? DID IT GET BETTER? I HOPE I GET BETTER SOON.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM ITTY BITTY BABY DOG

DEAR PEOPLES

DO NOT READ THIS. IT IS SO SGUSTING TO MAKE YOU SICK. GO WAY.

TODAY WAS BAD AND BAD AND A LITTLE BIT GOOD. DO YOU REMEMBER I TELLED TO YOU I WAS LICKING MY BUTT? I DID IT LOTS AND LOTS AND CHEWING ON MY TAIL. MOMMY SAID

THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU LITTLE BOY TO HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR. SO WE DID. IT WAS BAD AND BAD. THE DOCTOR LOOKED UNDER MY TAIL. I DID NOT LIKE IT. MOMMY TRIED TO HOLD ME STILL BUT I WOULD NOT COPERATE. THE DOCTOR PUTTED A MUZZLE ON ME AND HAD THE LADY CALLED KAREN HOLD ME STILL. THE DOCTOR SAID

SPARKYS ANAL GLAND IS FILLED UP WITH ICKY STUFF.

HE SQUEEZED. IT HURTED A LOT. ICKY STUFF GOED EVERYWHERE AND SOME BLOOD. I COULD NOT YELP WITH A MUZZLE ON MY MOUTH. I SQUIGGLED AND WIRMED. THE DOCTOR PUTTED PAPER TOWELS ON MY BUTT TO GET OUT THE ICKY STUFF. THIS IS REALLY SGUSTING. YOU CAN STOP READING IF YOU WANT. AFTER THE ICKY STUFF WAS ALL GONE THE DOCTOR GIVED ME MY SHOTS. THAT WAS NOT SO BAD. THEN THEY TAKED OFF MY MUZZLE AND PUTTED ME ON THE FLOOR. I SAID YELp YELP! TO BE SCARED AND MAD. THEN IT WAS OVER. THE DOCTOR GIVED TO MOMMY SOME MED FOR ME TO TAKE. I DONT WANT TO. MOMMY STOPPED TO PAY MONEY AT THE COUNTER. I DONT KNOW WHAT MONEY IS. A LADY PICKED ME UP TO SIT ON HER LAP. MOMMY SAID

YOU DONT WANT TO DO THAT CUS HE HAS BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIS HIND END.

THE LADY SAID

SO? ITS JUST DOG BLOOD.

SHE SNUGGLED ME AND PETTED ME AND RUBBED MY EARS. SHE CALMED ME DOWN. I FORGETTED TO BE MAD AND SCARED. SHE IS THE GOOD PART OF TODAY. SHE IS MY NEW FRIEND. I DONT KNOW HER NAME.

DID I TELL TO YOU I MEETED A LITTLE DOG WITH A CAST ON HIS LEG? HE WAS LIKE A TRIPAWD BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. HIS MOMMY FINDED HIM IN THE CASINO PARKING LOT. SHE GETTED HIS LEG FIXED. NOW THE CAST IS OFF AND HE CAN WALK. THAT IS GOOD I THINK. HE DOES NOT GET TO BE A TRIPAWD BUT THAT IS OK.

MY BUTT IS STILL BLEEDING A LITTLE BIT. MOMMY IS GOING TO GET MEAT TO PUT MY MED IN. MOMMY IS A VEG. THAT IS FUNNY.

DO YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME A LITTLE BIT TO HAVE A BAD AND BAD DAY? I HOPE SO. I AM JUST A LITTLE DOG TO NOT NEED TO HAVE BAD DAYS.

TODAY I MEETED A NEW FRIEND. I GUESS IT IS OK.

I AM A TIRED LITTLE DOG.

THAT IS ALL.

LOVE FROM SPARKY TRAUMATIZED

DEAR BOY DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DID? I WILL TELL YOU.

WE GOED TO SIT IN THE YARD WITH RANDY AND GARY AND JUNE. RANDY GIVED TO ME SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI FROM HIS PIZZA. IT WAS GOOD.

WE TAKED THE CAR TO THE FIXING PLACE. WE WALKED TO THE BANK. I SITTED NICELY TO GET A BEEF FLAVOR TREAT FROM THE NEW BANK LADY CALLED FIDI. THEN WE STANDED IN LINE TO GET MONEY. MOMMY SAID SIT! STAY! SO I DID. THEN MOMMY LOOKED DOWN AT ME TO SEE ME LICKING MY BUTT. I GUESS I AM NOT SPOSTA DO THAT IN PUBLIC. I DIDNT KNOW THAT. MOMMY WAS NOT MAD.

WE WALKED BY THE BABY CHI DOGS HOUSE. SHE SNIFFED MY NOSE.

HELLO BOY DOGS. DO YOU PEE ON YOUR LEGS? I DID THE OTHER DAY. I PEED ON MY FRONT LEG. I THINK I AM NOT SPOSTA DO THAT EITHER.

TODAY WE GOED IN THE CAR TO A YARD SALE TO NOT GET ANYTHING. THEY ONLY HAD THINGS FOR BABYS. I AM NOT A BABY.

MOMMY GIVED TO ME CANNED DOG FOOD BEEF FLAVOR. IT TASTED GOOD BUT IT WAS ALL MUSHY. I LIKE CRUNCHY FOOD.

WE GOED TO THE LIBRARY TO GET A BOOK. MOMMY WAS CITED TO GET IT. IT IS SPOSTA BE A GOOD BOOK.

WE TAKED A NAP ON THE BED. I TAKED A NAP ON THE GREEN CHAIR ON MOMMYS ARM. I LIKE THAT.

I SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS AT NIGHT AT BEDTIME TO BE ALL COZY. I LIKE IT.

IT IS STILL HOT AND HOT TO NOT BE ABLE TO GO OUTSIDE VERY MUCH. IT WILL BE 100* TOMORROW. THAT IS HOT. WE WILL STAY IN. WE HAVE AC SO IT IS OK.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM CUTE LITTLE GUY

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY FAT AS A PIG

YESTERDAY IT WAS NOT SO HOT. WE GOED WALKING IN THE MORNING TO BE COOLER. WE GOED TO THE BANK TO GET TREATS. THE BANK LADY CALLED DANIELLE DOESN’T WORK THERE ANY MORE. I WILL MISS HER. SHE WAS NICE TO ME. THE BANK LADY CALLED KARINA IS STILL THERE. SHE GIVED TO ME 2 BEEF FLAVOR TREATS. SHE IS NICE. SHE HAS 2 DOGS MAYBE PUGS IM NOT SURE.

WE WALKED TO THE PARK. WE SITTED TO WATCH THE MAN MOW THE LAWN. THEN WE SEED A BIG BLACK DOG WITH HIS DADDY AND A LITTLE GIRL. I BARKED TO BE SPRISED TO SEE A BIG DOG. MOMMY SAID HUSH! AND SIT! SO I DID. THEN WHEN IT WAS TIME TO GO I PULLED TO GO MEET THE DOG. HIS DADDY SAID YES. I SNIFFED HIM. HE SNIFFED ME. I STANDED ON MY HIND LEGS TO PUT MY FRONT PAW ON HIS FACE TO SNIFF HIM BETTER. HE DID NOT MIND. HIS DADDY SAID

JACK IS A GENTLE OLD SOUL.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I THINK IT MEANS HE IS NICE. HE WAS NICE TO ME.

WE WALKED ON THE SIDEWALK. THE VERY TALLER GOLDEN RUNNED UP TO US TO SNIFF ME. I WAS SCARED A LITTLE BIT. I HIDED BEHIND MOMMY. I RUNNED ROUND AND ROUND HER TO GET ALL TANGLED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. I AM NOT SPOSTA DO THAT. MOMMY SAID GO WAY! SO THE VERY TALLER GOLDEN GOED AWAY.

WE WERE WALKING HOME. WE SEED THE BABY CHI IN THE YARD WITH THE FENCE. SHE SAID YAP YAP YAP! I STICKED MY NOSE IN THE FENCE TO SNIFF HER. SHE SNIFFED ME TOO. SHE DID NOT RUN AWAY. THEN WE PLAYED CHASE TO HAVE FUN. HER MOMMY CALLED HER. HER NAME IS NEGRA. SHE IS BLACK. MAYBE SHE COULD BE MY FRIEND. I LIKE TO HAVE FRIENDS.

YESTERDAY AND TODAY WE SITTED OUTSIDE IN THE YARD WITH OUR FRIENDS. THEY GIVED TO ME LITTLE TREATS BONE SHAPE. RANDY SAID

SPARKY CAN YOU SIT?

I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. MOMMY SAID SPARKY SIT! SO I DID. MOMMY SAYS YOU HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.

TODAY WE TAKED A NAP ON THE BED. I SNUGGLED UP TO PUT MY HEAD ON MOMMYS TUMMY. I AM HOT TO LEAN AGAINST.

IT IS GOOD TO HAVE FRIENDS PEOPLES AND DOGS.

NOW IT IS TIME FOR A NAP.

LOVE FROM SPARKY NOT REALLY FAT

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY NOT AS HOT TODAY

IT IS COOLING OFF A LITTLE BIT. THAT IS GOOD.

TODAY WE GOED FOR A RIDE IN THE CAR. WE GOED THRU THE DRIVETHRU AT McD TO GET A DRINK. WE GOED TO MOMMYS FRIEND GINNYS HOUSE. I PEED ON HER PLANTS IN THE YARD. SHE PETTED ME GENTLE AND SOFT. SHE SAID NICE WORDS. I LOVE HER. SHE SMELLS BAD. SHE IS SICK AND SICK. I CAN TELL. MOMMY SAYS GINNY HAS CANCER. I THINKED MAYBE YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT CANCER. SOME OF YOU DOGS HAVE IT RIGHT? I THINK SO. I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. CAN OTHER DOGS TELL WHEN A PERSON IS SICK?

I HAVE A NEW FRIEND CALLED GINNY AND SHE IS GENTLE.

LOVE FROM SPARKY GOING FOR A WALK NOW

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS

HI IT IS ME 4TH OF JULY SPARKLER

THERE IS TOO MUCH HOTNESS.  IT WILL NOT GO AWAY.  IT HAS BEEN 10 DAYS OR MAYBE A MILLION.  WE CAN NOT WALK.  WE CAN NOT PLAY.  WE CAN NOT SIT OUTSIDE.    IT IS DISPOINTING EVERY DAY TO GO OUTSIDE AND IT IS HOT AGAIN.  I LOOK TO SEE AND OUR FRIENDS ARE NOT SITTING OUTSIDE.  IT IS DISPOINTING.    I AM SAD A LITTLE BIT. 

TODAY MOMMY SITTED ON THE GREEN CHAIR READING.  I SITTED ON HER BOOK TO GET SOME TENTION.  I NEEDED TO GET PETTED.  SHE SAID

DOGS ARE MORE PORTANT THAN BOOKS.

AND SHE PETTED ME. 

NOW IT IS NIGHTTIME.  WE WILL GO OUTSIDE TO SEE IF IT COOLED OFF YET. 

GOOD NIGHT FROM A SPARKLY LITTLE DOG

 

DEAR DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE DOG

TODAY WE SEED A SAD THING. IT WAS A AD IN THE PAPER. IT SAID

LOST SMALL BROWN DOG WITH 3 LEGS.

WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT THAT LITTLE TRIPAWD DOG. WE HOPE HE GOES HOME.

IT IS STILL HOT AND HOT. THAT IS ALL.

LOVE FROM SPARKY WORRIED BOY

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME 4TH OF JULY SPARKLER

IT IS HOT AND HOT. WE GOED WALKING AT LUNCHTIME. THAT IS A BAD IDEA. WE SEED A BABY CHI DOG IN A YARD. IT SAID YAP YAP YAP! I DID NOT BARK AT IT. I STICKED MY NOSE IN THE FENCE TO SNIFF IT. IT BACKED AWAY TO BE SCARED OF ME. MAYBE IT THINKS I AM BIG. THAT IS FUNNY. I AM LITTLE BUT IT IS LITTLER.

WE GOED TO THE BANK. I SITTED PLITELY. THE LADY GIVED TO ME 2 TREATS. SHE SAID

SPARKY IS SO CUTE I SHOULD GIVE HIM THE WHOLE BAG.

MOMMY SAID NO TO NOT GIVE ME A TUMMY ACHE.

WE GOED IN THE PARK. WE SITTED ON THE BENCH IN THE SHADE. I DRINKED WATER FROM A BOTTLE. I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE. WE WALKED HOME. IT WAS HOT AND HOT. I PANTED THE WHOLE WAY HOME. MOMMYS FACE TURNED RED. WE GETTED HOME TO DRINK WATER AND TURN ON THE AC TO COOL OFF. WE WILL NOT GO WALKING IN THE HEAT ANYMORE. IT WAS MORE THAN 100 TODAY AND TOMORROW AND MONDAY. WE WILL SIT INSIDE. WE WILL PLAY FETCH AND TUG AND KEEPAWAY. I WILL CHEW ON RAWHIDE. WE WILL WAIT TIL NIGHTTIME TO WALK.

NOW I WILL SLEEP ON THE BED. WE WILL SLEEP WITH NO COVERS TONIGHT.

WE LIVE IN WASHTON. IS IT HOT WHERE YOU LIVE?

LOVE FROM A LITTLE BITTY HOTDOG

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY BOY

TODAY WE WALKED TO THE PARK TO GO TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR OUR NEIGHBOR LADY 93 YEARS OLD. IT WAS GOOD. MOMMY EATED FOOD. SHE GETTED ROAST BEEF AND TURKEY FOR ME. SHE GIVED IT TO THE PEOPLES TO FEED TO ME. IT WAS GOOD. I LIKED IT.

WE GOED FOR A RIDE IN THE CAR TO THE MINI MART TO GET A NEWSPAPER. I GOED IN THE STORE. THERE IS NO DOGS LOUD IN THE STORE BUT I GOED IN. THAT IS FUNNY.

I DID NOT GET A PARTY HAT.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY PARTY ANIMAL

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME HAPPY DOG

TODAY WE SLEEPED IN TO BE LAZY. I SLEEPED WITH MY HEAD ON MOMMYS HEAD TO BE ALL COZY. WHEN WE GETTED UP DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE DID? WE GOED FOR A RIDE IN THE CAR! AND NO CRATE!

I RIDED ON THE PASS SEAT. WE GOED TO THE MINI MART TO GET A NEWSPAPER! I GOED INSIDE!
I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE.

THEN WE GOED TO McD DRIVE THRU. I RIDED ON MOMMYS LAP TO STICK MY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW. I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE. I PANTED LOTS. IT WAS HOT. THEN WE GOED TO THE PARK TO WALK IN THE LONG GRASS. WE RIDED HOME IN THE CAR. IT WAS FUN AND FUN.

IN THE EVENING WE SITTED OUTSIDE WITH ALL OUR FRIENDS. THE GIRL SAM 14 YEARS OLD PLAYED A GAME WITH ME. SHE MADE FUNNY SOUNDS BBTTHHHH! AND I RUNNED AND SPINNED. WE PLAYED PEEKABOO. IT WAS FUN. ALL THE PEOPLES LAUGHED HARD. MOMMY SAID WE NEED A VID CAMERA BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. THE GAME WAS OVER.

TODAY WAS VERY CITING. I AM A TIRED LITTLE DOG.

LOVE FROM SPARKY PLAYFUL BOY