DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE LITTLE DOG
HOW ARE YOU PEOPLES? ARE YOU HAPPY AND HAPPY? I AM.
I LIVE HAPPY.
TODAY I EATED NACHOS AND BREAKFAST BURRITO. MOMMY SAYS I AM A SPOILED LITTLE BOY.
WE GOED WALKING AROUND THE BLOCK. IT IS COLD. WE CAN NOT GO VERY FAR. WE SEED TWO BLACK LABS THAT BARKED AND BARKED. WE SEED TRASH. PEOPLES SHOULD NOT THROW STUFF ON THE GROUND.
DID I TELL TO YOU WE SEED TWO CHI DOGS? THEY RUNNED AT US FAST YAPPING AND YAPPING. I WAS SCARED. I TRIED TO RUN IN THE STREET TO GET AWAY. MOMMY SAID
IT IS OK. THERE IS A FENCE. THE CHI DOGS CANT GET US.
I DID NOT CARE. I WAS STILL SCARED.
GRANDMA SENDED TO ME ROPE TOY PRESENTS. I PLAY TUG AND MOMMY.
MOMMY GIVED TO ME RAWHIDE BONES. THEY DO NOT TASTE GOOD. I WILL NOT EAT THEM.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY A BUSY LITTLE BOY
For the record, Sparky calls them “chi dogs” because he can’t spell “chihuahua.” He thinks they’re scary even though they’re smaller than he is.
-Becky, Sparky’s mom
Sparky, it sounds like you have the best adventures! I hope you keep telling us about yourself for a long time to come!!
DEAR MAXIMUTT
HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE DOG
I WILL WRITE TO YOU LOTS TO TELL STORIES. I LIKE TO WRITE. I LIKE TO BE FUNNY.
LOVE SPARKY
We like funny Sparky!!
Love Peoples