DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE TRIPAWD
THERE IS MORE SNOW AND MORE AND MORE TALLER THAN ME. I DO NOT LIKE IT. THERE IS NO PLACE TO GO POTTY. MOMMY HAD TO DIG A PLACE.
MOMMY GIVED TO ME A BONE. IT IS NOT RAWHIDE. IT IS A REAL BONE FROM A DEAD THING. I LIKE IT. IT IS GOOD. PEOPLES SHOULD GIVE DEAD STUFF TO DOGS. WE WOULD LIKE IT. IT SMELLS GOOD.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE SPARKY CARNIVORE DOG
Sparky, you should have visited me before we moved. I had a dog door and a bunch of woods to explore and I brought home lots of dead things. I brought home a leg from a deer or an elk and I rammed it through the dog door. My Woman took it away and I was mad. But if you teamed up with me, we could have taken her. One time I barfed up a raccoon paw and it was great!
Now I live in a new town and I don’t have a dog door. But there will still be dead stuff to roll in. It makes me smell better.
Love, Dakota
I agree, Sparky. It is MUCH better to give dead stuff to dogs than to give live stuff to dogs, unless maybe it is a cat like Hartley so you could be like Poochie and wash it every night. Or maybe a puppy that would grow up to be bigger than you. Poochie got a bone tonight, too. He chewed it so much that he got tired and went to sleep. I think it is funny that your friend Dakota threw up a raccoon paw!! One time Mavis threw up a slimy glove. The fingers moved and it scared me and I thought it was alive, and then it stopped moving and I was very glad!
And you know what else? If Dakota Dawg barfed up a raccoon paw, maybe that means that there is a tripawd raccoon out there someplace that lost its paw and then Dakota found it. You think, maybe?