DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY ROCKSTAR
TODAY I DID NOTHING. I DID NOT GO WALKING. I DID NOT GO TO THE COFFEE PLACE. I DID NOT GO TO THE BANK TO GET A TREAT. I STAYED HOME.
NO. I DID ONE THING. I PEED ON THE NEIGHBORS ROSES. I WAS NOT SPOSTA DO THAT. THE LADY SAID
DO NOT LET YOUR DOG PEE ON MY FLOWERS ANYMORE!
MOMMY SAID OK.
NOW IT IS BEDTIME. I WILL HAVE A GOOD STORY TO TELL TO YOU TOMORROW. GOOD NIGHT.
LOVE FROM SPARKY LITTLE BABY
Dear Sparky,
Sometimes a nothing day is the best kind of day to have. It means no emergencies, no commitments, no deadlines. And no alarm clocks! We like those days sometimes.
Love, Dakota
Oh tell that lady how much pee can a little Sparky Dawg let out? It’s GOOD for the flowers!
I like doing nuthin, it suits me just fine. Keep it up and you’ll have those magical naps down in no time.