MAC SALAD

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME LITTLE SPARKY

TODAY WE GOED WALKING TO THE BANK. THE BANK LADIES WERE NOT THERE TO NOT GIVE ME ANY TREATS. I WAS DISPOINTED.

WE WALKED TO THE GROOMER. I TRIED TO RUN AWAY. THE GROOMER LADY PICKED ME UP TO HOLD ME BACKWARD TO CUT OFF MY TOES. I SQUIGGLED. MOMMY HOLDED MY HEAD TO KEEP ME CALM. SHE TALKED TO ME NICE. THE LADY TRIMMED MY NAILS. ONE BLEEDED A LITTLE BIT. IT DID NOT HURT.

WE SITTED OUTSIDE WITH OUR FRIENDS GARY GARY BETTY AND RANDY. RANDY SPILLED HIS MAC SALAD. I EATED IT. IT WAS GOOD. HE GIVED TO ME A BITE OF HIS HAMBURGER. GARY GIVED TO ME SOME MEAT. IT WAS GOOD.

IT WAS HOT OUTSIDE. I LAID IN THE GRASS TO BE WARM. I GETTED HOT. I MOVED TO THE SHADE TO REST. I GETTED COLD. I MOVED TO THE SUN. I GETTED HOT. WE GOED HOME. I SLEEPED ON THE GREEN CHAIR TO NOT BE HOT OR COLD.

I AM A CONTENT LITTLE ANIMAL.

LOVE FROM SPARKY A QUIET DOG NOT BARKING ANYMORE

Author: sparkythedog

I am ghost writing this for my rat terrier, Sparky.

One thought on “MAC SALAD”

  1. Not barking anymore? Really! Did the cit collar help?

    I’m glad the groomer didn’t cut off your toes. Sparky, now I know why so many dogs hate getting their nails clipped. They all think their toes are gonna get cut off! That makes total sense.

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