DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE DOG
TODAY IS MORE BETTER. I WALK AND RUN AND PLAY KEEPAWAY. I EATED FOOD. I TAKED A SITZ BATH AGAIN. MOMMY FEEDED TO ME HAMBURGER IN THE TUB. I AM A GOOD BOY TO SIT QUIETLY IN THE WATER. IT FEELS GOOD ON MY BUTT.
I SITTED ON GARY BABYSITTERS LAP TO GET PETTED. IT WAS NICE.
MOMMY GIVED TO ME CHICKEN LUNCHMEAT WITH PILLS IN IT. I EATED IT. I LIKE TO EAT MEAT. I AM A DOG. DOGS EAT MEAT. WE ARE CARN. I CANT SPELL IT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I FEEL FINE. I AM GLAD TO NOT HURT ANY MORE.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY GETTING BETTER
He’s got his spunk back. He’s gonna be fine.
Becky, Sparky’s mom
Hamburger in the TUB, Sparky? Now I’ve heard everything.
Dear Sparky,
I have never had that problem but I used to have another roommate (not Evelyn) who was a girl and she had this problem a lot lot lot. I think part of your problem is that you are small and that dogter has fingers that are too big for your business. They need dogters with tiny fingers for tiny bums.
I am glad you are feeling better. I hope you don’t have this problem again. If you do, tell your Woman to ask for the person with little fingers. Oh yeah, they will also teach your Woman to do it for you if she wants to. Nobody ever accepts that offer. I wonder why.
Love, Dakota
That’s good Sparky. Nobody should ever have their butt squeezed like that. I hope you get more lunch meat even when your cheese runs out.
Have a nice weekend!
Glad you are feeling better. Man, burger in the bathtub! That outta make any ailing pup feel better!
Jackie, Angel Abby’s mom