DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HELLO FROM SPARKLY
TODAY A THING COMED IN THE MAIL. IT COMED TO OUR PART MENT AND IT HAD MY NAME ON IT. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? I WILL TELL TO YOU. IT WAS A BLACK COLLAR WITH CIT SPRAY TO MAKE ME NOT BARK ANY MORE. MOMMY WORKED A LONG TIME TO PUT IT TOGETHER AND MAKE IT MY SIZE. SHE CALLED THE HELP PEOPLE TO ASK QUESTIONS. THEN DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE DID? IT IS FUNNY. SHE BARKED. NOTHING HAPPENED. SHE CHANGED THE BATTERY AND TRIED IT AGAIN AND IT DID NOT WORK. WE GOED TO SEE GARY BABYSITTER. HE SAID WOOF! WOOF! AND IT SPRAYED! YOU JUST HAVE TO BARK LOUD ENOUGH.
MOMMY SAID SHE IS GOING TO SPRAY IT IN HER FACE TO SEE IF IT IS BAD AND BAD OR MAYBE JUST A LITTLE BIT BAD. THE STRUCTIONS SAY
MAKE YOUR DOG WEAR IT FOR 4 DAYS TURNED OFF THEN TURN IT ON. THAT IS WHAT WE WILL DO.
THIS MORNING MOMMY WAS TAKING A SHOWER WHEN THE BOX COMED. SHE DID NOT HEAR THE DOOR SO I SAID YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP! TO TELL HER. THEN I LAID DOWN ON THE BATH RUG AND SAID YAP YAP YAP SOME MORE. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THEN? THE WATER SQUIRTED ME. I DO NOT KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED. I THINK THE WATER MONSTER GETTED ME. I DID NOT LIKE IT.
TOMORROW GRANDMA AND GRANDPA ARE COMING AND THEY ARE STAYING IN THE HOTEL AND THEY WILL COME HERE TO SEE ME AND I WILL SIT ON THEIR LAPS AND LICK THEIR EARS AND THEY WILL BRING TO ME PRESENTS AND TREATS AND TOYS TO BE OH SO HAPPY TOGETHER. IT WILL BE GOOD.
I DID NOT WRITE A BLOG IN A WHILE TO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY. NOW I HAVE A NEW COLLAR AND A WATER MONSTER AND A GRANDMA AND A GRANDPA. I HAVE LOTS TO SAY.
NOW THAT IS ENOUGH FOR NOW.
LOVE FROM SPARKY ALL WORN OUT
Sparky, you wore me out!! That’s a lot of stuff going on for such a small guy! I hope you have a really good time with Grandma and Grandpa! I bet they will spoil you while they’re in town.
As for that cit collar, my dog Bernie Bin Laden, wore one for awhile. I have to tell you, I think you will be surprised the first time it sprays you. But it’s a pleasant smell, and it never affected Bernie badly. Guess what? I bet you’ll be such a good boy, you probably won’t even need that collar after awhile! Good luck Sparky! Can’t wait to hear about your grandparents’ visit!
we hope your new collar helps curb your enthusiasm for barking…even just a little would be good. hope you enjoy your time with your grandparents, always nice when you have visitors…especially when you can lick their ears and you get treats for it!!!
charon & spirit gayle
Dear Sparky,
I am so glad you may be able to solve your problem with just a little help. This collar really helped my old roommate a lot. She was a horrible barker and almost made my Woman cry with it. She did make our neighbor cry. Our neighbor worked nights and Zoot (the bad roommate) would keep her awake barking when my Man and my Woman were gone. This collar fixed it.
Grandparents are excellent inventions! I have a Grandpa I love a lot. My Grandma went over the Rainbow Bridge last summer so I have to wait to see her again. I am glad you have some.
Love, Dakota
Oh Sparky you could never be too loud to ME. But I’m a dawg, that’s why.
You made us laugh about Gary the Babysitter. So did it hurt him or not? I want to know.
I’m glad your grandpawrents came to spoil you. You are a good dawg Sparky, we know that.