Sparky

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME LITTLE SPARKY DOG

I WILL TELL TO YOU WHAT I DID BEFORE IN THE WINTER.  IT WAS ICE AND SNOW.  I GOED WALKING AND MOMMY.    I GETTED ICE  IN MY PAW.  IT HURTED.  I DID NOT LIKE IT.  I PICKED UP MY PAW TO WALK ON TWO LEGS.  ONE IN THE FRONT AND ONE IN THE BACK.  IT IS TRUE.  I DID IT.  MOMMY SAYS I HAVE GOOD BALANCE.  DO YOU THINK SO?  MOMMY SAYS WE NEED A CAMERA TO TAKE A PICTURE OF A DOG ON TWO LEGS.  MAYBE I COULD BE A FAMOUS CIRCUS CLOWN DOG.  DO YOU THINK SO?

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY SUPERDOG

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY SMALL DOG
I WILL TELL TO YOU A STORY FROM A LONG TIME AGO. BEFORE I HAD A FRIEND CALLED GINGER THE WHITE GIRL DOG. WE PLAYED CHASE. WE RUNNED. WE WRESTLED. IT WAS FUN TO BE FRIENDS. THEN I DID A THING SHE DIDNT LIKE IT. I MOUNTED HER. I DONT KNOW WHY. SHE SAID GRR SNAP! MOMMY SAID
SPARKY NO! AND PULLED ME AWAY. I DID NOT UNDERSTAND. NOW GINGER WILL NOT PLAY WITH ME ANYMORE. I DONT LIKE IT. I DONT UNDERSTAND. NOW I AM
SPARKY SAD MIXED UP LITTLE BOY

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE DOG

SOMETHING HAPPENED TODAY YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE IT. I MEETED A FRIEND DOG! HE WAS A BOY AND HE WAS A DOG AND BROWN WITH A BLACK COLLAR. HE WAS A CHI DOG ALMOST AS BIG AS ME. WE SNIFFED NOSES. HE FOLLOWED US WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK THEN RUNNED AHEAD. HE DID NOT COME HOME WITH US. I THINK HE IS MY FRIEND. I DO NOT KNOW HIS NAME. HE DOES NOT HAVE A MOMMY. I THINK ALL DOGS SHOULD HAVE MOMMYS. I MIGHT SEE HIM WHEN WE GO WALKING TOMORROW. I AM HAPPY.

THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY LITTLE BOY

DEAR DOGS

HI IT IS ME SPARKY SMALL TRIPAWD DOG

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE FRIENDS.  WE COULD PLAY CHASE AND RUN AND WRESTLE.  WE COULD PLAY TUG.  WE COULD SNIFF BUTTS.  WE COULD SLEEP TOGETHER ON THE RUG.  I THINK YOU WOULD LIKE IT.  DO YOU THINK YOU COULD COME PLAY WITH ME?  I DO NOT HAVE ANY DOG FRIENDS.  I AM A LITTLE BIT LONELY.

COULD YOU PLEASE COME TO MY HOUSE?  I WILL GIVE TO YOU TREATS.  THANK YOU.

LOVE FROM SPARKY FRIENDLY LITTLE BOY

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY ITSY BITSY
TODAYS I WAS SLEEPING ON MY GREEN CHAIR. I HEARED A HORRIBLE NOISE SCREECHING AND HOWLING LOUDER AND LOUDER. I LOOKED OUTSIDE AND MOMMY. WE SEED TWO CATS. I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING. I SAID
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!

THE CATS RUNNED AWAY FAST. CATS SHOULD NOT MAKE SO MUCH NOISE.

THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY TRIPAWD

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME SPARKY

TODAY A BAD THING HAPPENED.  I WILL TELL IT TO YOU.  I WAS OUTSIDE SNIFFING THINGS.  A DOG RUNNED UP TO US SNAPPING AND GROWLING.  I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO.  I WANTED TO GROWL AND SNAP.  I WANTED TO RUN AWAY.  MOMMY PICKED ME UP TO NOT GET BIT.  THE DOG JUMPED UP HER LEG TO TRY TO GET ME!  MOMMY YELLED 

DAVID COME GET YOUR DAMNED DOG!

HE DID NOT.  MOMMY YELLED AGAIN.  HE COMED TO GET HIS DOG.  HE SAID

HE IS NOT HURTING ANYTHING.

MOMMY SAID

HE IS SNAPPING AT SPARKY!

THE MAN PICKED THE DOG UP TO SAY BAD DOG! AND HITTED IT TWO TIMES.  I DID NOT LIKE THAT PART.  IT IS NOT GOOD TO HIT LITTLE DOGGIES. 

NOW YOU KNOW TODAY I MEETED THE NEW DOG THAT MOVED IN NEXT DOOR.  MOMMY IS NOT HAPPY.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY SCARED LITTLE DOG AND MAD AND MAD MOMMY

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME SPARKY TINY TRIPAWD

 I WILL TELL TO YOU MY WORDS.

SIT

COME

STAY

UP

OFF

CURB

UNDER

TREAT

OUT

WALKING

LEAVE IT

POTTY

NO

STOP

LOVE

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE SPARKY ITSY BITSY DOG

DEAR DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY TRIPAWD

THERE IS A PROBLEM. IT IS COLD. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A SWEATER TO BE WARM. MOMMY GIVED TO ME A SWEATER BEFORE WITH SLEEVES AND IT DID NOT FIT TO GET ALL TWISTED UP. DO YOU HAVE SWEATERS TO FIT WITH ONLY 3 LEGS? HOW DO YOU DO IT? PLEASE WRITE TO ME FAST SO I CAN BE WARM SOON.

I DO HAVE 2 JACKETS WITH NO SLEEVES BUT THEY DO NOT COVER MY CHEST AND BELLY. THEY JUST HAVE A STRAP AND SOMETIMES I PEE ON IT. DO YOU HAVE ANY GOOD IDEAS? DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES OF YOU IN CUTE SWEATERS?
THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME.

LOVE FROM SPARKY SNOWDOG

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE TRIPAWD

THERE IS MORE SNOW AND MORE AND MORE TALLER THAN ME. I DO NOT LIKE IT. THERE IS NO PLACE TO GO POTTY. MOMMY HAD TO DIG A PLACE.
MOMMY GIVED TO ME A BONE. IT IS NOT RAWHIDE. IT IS A REAL BONE FROM A DEAD THING. I LIKE IT. IT IS GOOD. PEOPLES SHOULD GIVE DEAD STUFF TO DOGS. WE WOULD LIKE IT. IT SMELLS GOOD.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE SPARKY CARNIVORE DOG

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE ITTY BITTY DOG

TODAY IT IS COLD AND COLD. THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE. I GOED OUTSIDE TO GO POTTY AND THERE WAS SNOW UP TO MY TUMMY ALMOST. I DID NOT GO POTTY. I RUNNED INSIDE TO GET WARM FAST. IN 5 MINUTES I HAD TO GO POTTY SO I GOED OUTSIDE. THERE WAS STILL SNOW! I GOED BACK IN. THEN IN 10 MINUTES I HAD TO GO POTTY VERY BAD. MOMMY SAID THERE IS STILL SNOW.
SHE WAS RIGHT. THERE WAS. I HAD TO COPE. I GOED POTTY IN THE SNOW TO BE ALL SHIVERY AND COLD. I DID NOT LIKE IT.

MOMMY SAYS MAYBE SHE WILL SHOVEL ME A LITTLE GRASSY SPOT TO NOT HAVE TO GO POTTY IN THE SNOW. I WOULD LIKE THAT BUT IT STILL WOULD BE COLD.
I THINK PEOPLES SHOULD HAVE TO GO POTTY IN THE SNOW. THAT IS FUNNY.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY SHIVERING