DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY GOOD LOOKIN
YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT MY NEW AVATAR PICTURE. YOU CAN SEE MY CUTE FACE. PEOPLES SAY WE WANT TO SEE PHOTOS OF SPARKY SO WE GETTED YOU A NEW AVATAR PICTURE.
TODAY MOMMY PULLED HAIR OUT OF MY BUTT. DONT READ THAT. IT IS TOO DISGUSTING. I GETTED UPSET. I SAID GRR GRR SNAP! THAT MEANS
GET AWAY FROM MY BUTT YOU BAD LADY YOU!
IT IS NOT NICE TO SAY THAT TO YOUR VERY OWN MOMMY. IF I DO NOT EAT MOMMYS HAIR IT WILL NOT HAPPEN ANY MORE. THIS IS STILL SO DISGUSTING. I WILL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW.
MOMMY GETTED FOR ME A NEW BRAND OF FOOD CALLED PEDIGREE CHICKEN FLAVOR. IT IS GOOD.
WE ONLY GOED WALKING A LITTLE BIT TODAY. WE DID NOT MEET ANY STRANGE DOGS OR ANY NORMAL ONES. THAT IS FUNNY.
DID YOU SEE MY PICTURE? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE? I AM BLACK AND WHITE WITH BLACK EARS AND A CURLY WHITE TAIL. I HAVE A BLACK HEAD AND A WHITE STRIPE ON MY FOREHEAD. I HAVE THREE LEGS. I DO NOT HAVE A LEFT FRONT LEG. I LOST IT.
OUR NEIGHBOR GARY SAYS
DID YOU FIND SPARKYS LEG YET?
HE THINKS WE SHOULD LOOK FOR IT. WE FINDED A FROGS LEG AND A CHICKEN LEG AND A TABLE LEG BUT NEVER A SPARKY LEG.
HE ASKS US EVERY TIME WE SEE HIM. HE IS FUNNY.
NOW I TELLED TO YOU SOMETHING GROSS AND SOMETHING FUNNY. I AM ALL TIRED FROM WRITING SO MUCH. NOW IT IS TIME FOR BED. I WILL SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS WITH MOMMY TO KEEP HER WARM ENOUGH.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY SMALL BEASTIE
He really is gross sometimes. Sorry.
Becky, Sparky’s mom
Where’s your new picture, Sparky? I know we put it in the right place, and the page said it would show up, but I don’t see it!
Tell momma not to worry Sparky, your new avatar is displaying just fine. If she’s still seeing the old image, her browser is just still showing the cached version. She can clear her browser cache to load the new one, or just wait and it will show up soon we’re sure.
Sparky! I see your new picture! Oh my, those ears of yours are hard to miss. They even blow ME away!
Sparky, you are a darling good boy and hey, sometimes life is disgusting. But you made up with the funny bit.
thank you for making me laugh!
Meg and Gandalf
Hair? Out of WHERE?????????
What did you do, eat a hairbrush?
Ewwwww!