DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
A LONG TIME AGO WAS CHRISTMAS. MOMMY GOED TO HER FRIENDS HOUSE. I CAN NOT GO TO THAT HOUSE. ONE TIME I GOED AND I BARKED ALL NIGHT AND ALL DAY. I COULDNT HELP IT. THEY HAVE 7 CATS BIGGER THAN ME. I COULD NOT GO SO I HAD TO GO TO THE KENNEL. I GOED TO A NEW KENNEL I NEVER GOED THERE BEFORE. IN 3 DAYS MOMMY COMED TO PICK ME UP. I WAS ONE SICK PUPPY. I COULD NOT EAT ANYTHING AND I HAD BAD DIARE. MOMMY CALLED THE KENNEL TO SAY
WHY IS SPARKY SICK?
THE KENNEL BOY SAID SPARKY IS CUTE AND CUTE AND WE FEELED SORRY FOR HIM TO ONLY HAVE THREE LEGS SO WE FEEDED TO HIM HOT DOGS AND CHIPS AND CANDY.
MOMMY WAS MAD AND MAD.
WE WAITED AND WAITED FOR ME TO FEEL BETTER BUT I DID NOT. MOMMY CALLED THE DOCTOR TO SAY
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
THE DOCTOR SAID
MAKE SOUP.
SO SHE DID. SHE MAKED SOUP WITH CHICKEN AND RICE. I EATED THE CHICKEN. I DRINKED THE BROTH. I DID NOT EAT THE RICE. IT WAS NOT GOOD. IN 5 DAYS I GETTED BETTER TO NOT HAVE DIARE ANY MORE.
THE NEXT CHRISTMAS I DID NOT GO TO THE KENNEL. I STAYED WITH BABYSITTER. IT WAS LOTS BETTER.
DEAR DOGS
DO NOT EVER GO TO KENNELS. THEY ARE BAD.
DEAR PEOPLES
TAKE YOUR DOGS WITH YOU TO GO PLACES TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY NEVER SICK NOW
Oh Sparky, what a terrible time you had. Your poor mommy must have been upset AND mad mad mad.
I think you are the best Sparky boy and you and your mommy are welcome to come to our place anytime you like. Unfortunately I think the plane ride might upset you. Sorry.
Meg and Gandalf
ps my two cats aren’t very big and they really like dogs. Especially little ones.
DEAR MEG AND GANDALF TRIPAWD BOY DOG
I WILL COME ON THE PLANE WITH MOMMY. I WILL RIDE IN HER BACKPACK. NO ONE WILL SEE ME. I WILL BE QUIET AND QUIET. NO. I AM NOT A VERY QUIET DOG. IT WOULD NOT WORK. SORRY.
SPARKY