Author: sparkythedog

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY

TODAY IT WARM AND SUNNY TO BE A NICE DAY TO GO WALKING.

TODAY WE MEETED A GIRL DOG GREY AND WHITE LITTLER THAN ME. SHE CROSSED THE STREET TO SEE US. I TRIED TO SNIFF HER. SHE BACKED UP. I THINK SHE WAS FRAID OF ME A LITTLE BIT. HER DADDY COMED TO GET HER. HER NAME IS MOLLY.

WE GOED TO THE PARK. WE WALKED ROUND AND ROUND SNIFFING THINGS. WE SITTED ON THE BENCH TO LOOK AT THINGS. WE HEARED CARS ON THE FREEWAY.

WE GOED TO THE PLACE WITH THE STEPS. DO YOU MEMBER YOU TALKED ABOUT IF TRIPAWD DOGS CAN WALK STEPS? I CAN. I WALKED UP AND DOWN FAST AS A MONKEYBUTT. IT WAS EASY. I NEVER DID THAT BEFORE. WE DONT HAVE STEPS IN THE PART MENTS.

WE GOED IN THE BANK. I WOULD NOT TAKE THE TREAT FROM THE LADY. I WAS SO CITABLE I COULD NOT STAND STILL EVEN A LITTLE BIT. WHEN WE GETTED OUT ON THE SIDEWALK I SETTLED DOWN TO DO A PERFECT SIT STAY FOR THE TREAT. I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE SOMETIMES.

I EATED. I SLEEPED. I PEED. I POOPED.

THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY LITTLE DOG

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS

HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE BOY

TODAY I GOED WALKING AND MOMMY.  WE GOED TO DOWNTOWN.  WE GOED IN THE BANK.  I SITTED PATIENTLY WHEN MOMMY GETTED SOME MONEY.  THEN TWO MANS COMED IN THE BANK.  I SAID

BARK!  BARK!  BARK!  BARK!  BARK!  BARK!  BARK!  BARK!  BARK!

THAT MEANS

I SEE TWO MANS!

MOMMY SAID HUSH BUT I DID NOT.  WE HAD TO GO.  I BARK AT MANS.  I DO NOT BARK AT WOMANS.    I DONT KNOW WHY.

ON THE SIDEWALK WE SEED A WHITE DOG A LITTLE BIGGER THAN ME WITH ORANGE SPOTS.  IT RUNNED UP TO US.  MOMMY PICKED ME UP TO NOT KNOW IF HE WAS NICE OR MEAN.  HE WAS NICE.  SHE PUTTED ME DOWN.   WE SNIFFED.  THE DOGS DADDY SAID

PIGLET!  PIGLET!  COME!  PIGLET!

HE DID NOT COME.  HE JUST SNIFFED AND SNIFFED.  IN A LITTLE BIT HE GOED WITH HIS DADDY.  I LIKED THE BOY DOG NAMED PIGLET.

WE GOED IN THE HARDWARE STORE TO GET THUMBTACKS.  THEY LET DOGS IN.  WE DID NOT GET ANYTHING FOR ME. 

IT WAS SUNNY AND NICE A GOOD DAY TO GO WALKING.

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY AND PIGLET

DEAR PEOPLES AND DOGS

A LONG TIME AGO WAS CHRISTMAS.  MOMMY GOED TO HER FRIENDS HOUSE.  I CAN NOT GO TO THAT HOUSE.  ONE TIME I GOED AND I BARKED ALL NIGHT AND ALL DAY.  I COULDNT HELP IT.  THEY HAVE 7 CATS BIGGER THAN ME.   I COULD NOT GO SO I HAD TO GO TO THE KENNEL.  I GOED TO A NEW KENNEL I NEVER GOED THERE BEFORE.  IN 3 DAYS MOMMY COMED TO PICK ME UP.  I WAS ONE SICK PUPPY.  I COULD NOT EAT ANYTHING AND I HAD BAD DIARE.  MOMMY CALLED THE KENNEL TO SAY

WHY IS SPARKY SICK?

THE KENNEL BOY SAID SPARKY IS CUTE AND CUTE AND WE FEELED SORRY FOR HIM TO ONLY HAVE THREE LEGS SO WE FEEDED TO HIM HOT DOGS AND CHIPS AND CANDY.   

MOMMY WAS MAD AND MAD. 

WE WAITED AND WAITED FOR ME TO FEEL BETTER BUT I DID NOT.  MOMMY CALLED THE DOCTOR TO SAY

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

THE DOCTOR SAID

MAKE SOUP.

SO SHE DID.  SHE MAKED SOUP WITH CHICKEN AND RICE.  I EATED THE CHICKEN.  I DRINKED THE BROTH.  I DID NOT EAT THE RICE.  IT WAS NOT GOOD.  IN 5 DAYS I GETTED BETTER TO NOT HAVE DIARE ANY MORE. 

THE NEXT CHRISTMAS I DID NOT GO TO THE KENNEL.  I STAYED WITH BABYSITTER.  IT WAS LOTS BETTER.

DEAR DOGS

DO NOT EVER GO TO KENNELS.  THEY ARE BAD. 

DEAR PEOPLES

TAKE YOUR DOGS WITH YOU TO GO PLACES TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER. 

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY NEVER SICK NOW

DEAR PEOPLES

HI IT IS ME SPARKY GOOD LOOKIN

YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT MY NEW AVATAR PICTURE.  YOU CAN SEE MY CUTE FACE.  PEOPLES SAY WE WANT TO SEE PHOTOS OF SPARKY SO WE GETTED YOU A NEW AVATAR PICTURE. 

TODAY MOMMY PULLED HAIR OUT OF MY BUTT.  DONT READ THAT.  IT IS TOO DISGUSTING.  I GETTED UPSET.  I SAID GRR GRR SNAP!  THAT MEANS

GET AWAY FROM MY BUTT YOU BAD LADY YOU! 

IT IS NOT NICE TO SAY THAT TO YOUR VERY OWN MOMMY.  IF I DO NOT EAT MOMMYS HAIR IT WILL NOT HAPPEN ANY MORE.  THIS IS STILL SO DISGUSTING.  I WILL TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW. 

MOMMY GETTED FOR ME A NEW BRAND OF FOOD CALLED PEDIGREE CHICKEN FLAVOR.  IT IS GOOD. 

WE ONLY GOED WALKING A LITTLE BIT TODAY.  WE DID NOT MEET ANY STRANGE DOGS OR ANY NORMAL ONES.  THAT IS FUNNY.

DID YOU SEE MY PICTURE?  DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE?  I AM BLACK AND WHITE WITH BLACK EARS AND A CURLY WHITE TAIL.  I HAVE  A BLACK HEAD AND A WHITE STRIPE ON MY FOREHEAD.  I HAVE THREE LEGS.  I DO NOT HAVE A LEFT FRONT LEG.  I LOST IT. 

OUR NEIGHBOR GARY SAYS

DID YOU FIND SPARKYS LEG YET?    

 HE THINKS WE SHOULD LOOK FOR IT.  WE FINDED A FROGS LEG AND A CHICKEN LEG AND A TABLE LEG BUT NEVER A SPARKY LEG.

HE ASKS US EVERY TIME WE SEE HIM.  HE IS FUNNY.

NOW I TELLED TO YOU SOMETHING GROSS AND SOMETHING FUNNY.  I AM ALL TIRED FROM WRITING SO MUCH.  NOW IT IS TIME FOR BED.  I WILL SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS WITH MOMMY TO KEEP HER WARM ENOUGH. 

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY SMALL BEASTIE

Hello. I’m trying to change Sparky’s avatar and it isn’t working. 

Sorry, no good stories at the moment.  Sparky will write something soon. 

Becky

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY NOT IN A PICKLE

TODAY WE GOED WALKING. WE MEETED A NEW DOG FRIEND. HE IS A BOY AND HE IS TALL AS ME AND FAT AND FLUFFY. HE IS DIRTY AND DIRTY TO NEED A BATH. MOMMY SAYS MAYBE HE IS A LOPSO OPSO. I CANT SPELL IT. WE MEETED. WE SNIFFED. WE PLAYED RUN AND CHASE. I JUMPED OVER HIM. I MOUNTED HIM. HE MOUNTED ME. MOMMY SAYS WE ARE ALL MIXED UP. MY NEW FRIEND IS MAYBE A STRAY DOG WITH NO COLLAR AND NO MOMMY. HIS NAME IS SCRUFFY.

I LIKE TO HAVE A FRIEND MY SIZE.

OH I FORGETTED TO TELL TO YOU SOMETHING. MOMMY COMED HOME. SHE IS NOT BLOWED AWAY ANYMORE.
THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM SPARKY FRIENDLY LITTLE DOG

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY IN A PICKLE

TODAY IT IS WINDY AND WINDY. WE GOED OUT TWO TIMES TO GO WALKING TO JUST HAVE TO TURN AROUND TO COME HOME. THEN WE GOED AGAIN. IT WAS WINDY AND WINDY AND WINDY. MOMMY BLOWED AWAY. NOW I AM HOME ALL BY MYSELF. I NEED A PEOPLE TO COME TO MY HOUSE. SOMEONE HAS TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME. I HAVE TO GO POTTY. THANK YOU.

LOVE FROM SPARKY IN A HURRY

DEAR PEOPLES
HI IT IS ME SPARKY A LITTLE DOG

TODAY I GOED TO THE STORE FOR MOMMY. I GETTED MEAT AND MILK AND PEANUT BUTTER. I TIED MY LEASH TO THE CART TO BRING IT HOME. MOMMY NEEDS ME. I AM A HELPFUL ANIMAL. I HAVE TO EARN MY KEEP.

WE DID NOT GO WALKING FOR FUN. ONLY FOR WORK.

TOMORROW I HAVE TO RAKE THE GRASS.

LOVE FROM SPARKY THE DOG BOY

DEAR DOGS
HI IT IS ME SPARKY THE LITTLE DOG

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? DO YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT? DID YOU DO SOMETHING FUN LATELY? I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR NEWS FROM TRIPAWDS DOGS. CAN YOU WRITE TO ME? EVEN EVLYN COULD WRITE.

TODAY WE GOED WALKING ONE MILE. WE GOED IN THE BANK TO GET A TREAT BUT I DID NOT LIKE IT. WE WALKED ON 8TH STREET. WE NEVER DID THAT BEFORE. IT DOES NOT HAVE SIDEWALKS. WE WALKED ON PEOPLES LAWNS. MOMMY SAYS WE CAN NOT DO THAT ANY MORE TO NOT MAKE PEOPLES MAD. WE GOED IN THE ANTIQUE STORE. I BARKED AT THE STORE LADY WHEN SHE COMED IN. I AM NOT SPOSTA DO THAT.

THE APARTMENT MANAGER CALLED FRED COMED OVER TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB. I SAID YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP! THAT MEANS GO WAY! MOMMY SAID TO ME HUSH! BUT I DID NOT. I AM SCARED OF PEOPLES I DONT KNOW SO I HAVE TO BARK. I DO NOT BARK AT MY FRIEND PEOPLES.

I HAVE A GOOD FLAT PILLOW TO SLEEP ON THE GREEN CHAIR TO TAKE MED NAPS LIKE GAYLE SAYS. IT HELPS.

I SENDED TO MY AUNTIE JUDY A PRESENT CALLED A BOOK SHE LIVES WITH A ROTT DOG CALLED POOCHIE. I SENDED TO THEM A BOOK ABOUT CARL THE ROTT DOG AND A BABY. IT IS A CUTE BOOK AND A GOOD STORY. IT WAS A PRESENT. I SENDED IN IT A NOTE SAYING PLEASE DO NOT GIVE THE BOOK TO POOCHIE SO HE MIGHT EAT IT. AUNTIE JUDY READED THE STORY TO POO. THEY LIKED IT. I LIKE TO SEND PRESENTS.

THAT IS ALL!
LOVE FROM A CUTE LITTLE DOG

DEAR PEOPLES AND TRIPAWDS

HI IT IS ME SPARKY LITTLE DOG BOY

TODAY I GOED WALKING FOR REALS.  I WALKED TO THE PARK AND MOMMY.  WE SEED MANS PLAYING TENNIS.  WE SEED A BABY GIRL.  SHE SAID  PUPPY!  PUPPY!  PUPPY!  SHE RUNNED UP TO US TO LOOK AT ME.  I STANDED UP ON HIND LEGS TO LOOK AT HER FACE.  SHE DID NOT LIKE THAT.  MOMMY HOLDED ME STILL TO GET PETTED.  THE BABY GOED AWAY TO NOT PET ME.   I THINK SHE IS SCARED OF LITTLE ANIMALS.  I AM NOT SCARY.  I AM SMALL. 

WE SEED THE GOLDEN DOG BIG AND BIG.  HE SNIFFED MY BUTT.  I TRIED TO SNIFF HIS BUTT BUT HE IS VERY TALLER.  I COULD NOT REACH. 

WE GOED IN THE BANK.  THE LADY TRIED TO GIVE TO ME A TREAT.  I WOULD NOT TAKE IT.  I TAKED IT FROM MOMMY.  I EATED IT ON THE SIDEWALK.

WE GOED IN A NEW PLACE WE NEVER GOED BEFORE.  IT IS CALLED ANTIQUE STORE.  THERE WAS 2 LADYS.  THEY DID NOT SAY

NO DOGS LOUD!

THEY WERE FRIENDLY.  THE ONE LADY SITTED ON THE FLOOR TO BE PAINTING A FURNITURE.  I GOED TO HER.  SHE RUBBED MY BACK.  SHE SAID NICE WORDS.  I LIKED HER.  WE WILL GO IN THE ANTIQUE STORE AGAIN. 

WE DID NOT SEE MY CHI DOG FRIEND.

WE DID NOT SEE ANY WINDY.  I DID NOT FLY.  THAT IS TRUE FOR REALS. 

THAT IS ALL!

LOVE FROM SPARKY AUTHOR DOG